Saturday, 28 April 2012

Babagiri – New Business





In old era
after the age of 50 Men & Women used to take Sanyaas or old monk who wanted
dedicate their entire life towards spiritual
pursuits.
Sanyaasi very highly respected person from ancient India.
There were Aashram across India where were for people to live after Sanyaas. In
ancient India Brahamin used to take Sanyaas as we came from very complicated
cast culture so Spirituality was meant for Brahaamin.





There were many things
changed with time !




Lord Ram is pictured as the
ideal man and the perfect human and later on Krishna is portray as various
perspectives: a god-child, a prankster, a model lover, a divine hero and the
Supreme Being
. Lord Vishnu took many Avatar and played different
characters as per requirement.





Babagiri which started from ancient
India also changed meaning with time. Sanyaasi used to walk barefoot or wearing
khadau (Slipper made of wood). They used to wear saffron cloth. Now a days Baba’s
are wearing sport shoe. Baba’s are travelling in luxury cars and covering miles
from plane. Baba’s have security guard with Guns to protect them.





Babagiri became trade than
practice to preach spirituality. Baba’s are having Bank account in every
national bank so you don’t have to think much before giving donation. They are
wearing Mukut (hat) and there are Baba’s with shaved face. Baba’s are sitting
in AC room and meeting devotes and some are going beyond meeting.





I learnt about marketing
during my graduation year. After finance marketing is one of the important key
for success of your product. I guess Baba’s have MBA marketing working with
them. Baba’s are very professional with their marketing strategy. They have
hoarding on each and every building. Baba;s have their posters across 3KM
diameter of their Pravchan place.




Politics ? (don't want to write on this topic)





I saw hoarding of one female
and thought that she is model of some product and later on realised that she is
nothing but a female baba. She was having dark red lipstick on her lip and very
fair face to think people like me than giving feel of Sanyaasi.





I want to enter into
business of Babagiri and looking for finance. I’ll forward my CV in detailed to
prove that I am ideal candidate for being Baba.





Doing Kamaal,


Kamal Upadhyay

Thursday, 26 April 2012

Bofors – Sachin – Bachchan






640 million lost due to Bofors scam. Many more was
spent by CBI to investigate Bofors. Parliament wasted more time to debate about
Bofors scam than talking about key issue like economic reform, development of
Infrastructure. There are millions of cases pending in court but we have
engaged court to solve case of Bofors which is not going to resolve till
Quattrachi will pass away from word as he is key man of Bofors scam and many
name will come out after his extradition.










Amitabh Bachchan is also a person who burnt his
finger in Bofors though all the charges against him has been cleared by court.
Amitabh Bachchan is one of the house hold name and god like figures for many.
There lot’s people all over world following Amitabh Bachchan as their idol.
Amithabh bachchan clearly clarified that joining politics was one of the
biggest mistake of his life and he’ll never come to politics.










Parliament was busy on fighting about Bofors and
surprise news came from Congress. Congress nominated Sachin Tendulkar as their
Rajya Shabha MP. Sachin is god like figure for cricket lovers and his
achievement of scoring 100 century. He created many more land mark under his
name. Sachin is having Great image so he should learn from Amitabh Bachchan
before considering his nomination of Rajya Shabha.








There is old saying, "Learn from other
people's mistakes
, you don't have
time to make all of them yourself".





Doing Kamaal,


Kamal Upadhyay 




Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Social Media v/s TV Media on Singhavi







Abhishek Manu Singhvi's resignation
after CD controversi gave birth to another debate i.e Social Media v/s TV
Media. TV Media didn't get chance to show much of sex tape after binding from
court. Sex Tape link were shared on social media but later on removed from many
platforms. Abhishek Manu Singhavi's
resignation treated as victory of social media by TV Media and same time they
started talking about freedom of social media. Sex tape has been shared on
social media without any proof supporting Fact of Tape. Sex tape is original or
fabricated copy?









TV
Media didn't get chance to run the show on their news Channels but same time
social media was enjoying tape so TV media started another debate, which talks
about law and regulation to control social media. Social media can share
anything without taking any responsibilities but at same time TV media should
behave like mature person. TV media is getting tough competition with social
media whether it's earthquake, flood, any accident or sex tape social media is
first to report.










Law
to control social media is nothing but violation of Freedom of speech. There
should be some responsibilities on social media but at same time law to control
social media will be misused by political class for their own benefit. A TV anchor suggested that
following sex tape controversy Abhishek Manu Singhvi should resign from his
Rajya Shabha membership and should go on holiday for year to avoid any presence
in public. Isn't she sound like twitter rants? Abhishek Manu Singhvi is a very
good leader. We should not debate whether CD is original or fabricated. It’s
his personal life we should leave it to him.







Doing Kamaal,


Kamal Upadhyay




Monday, 23 April 2012

Abhishek manu singhvi





Abhishek manu singhvi steps down as chairman parliamentary standing
committee and as congress spokesperson
. Abhishek Manu Singhvi’s resigns
from these posts after a video came on social media platform which he claims is
fabricated and morphed. There are few points needs to be clarified where Media
is going wrong.









Singhvi’s resignation
is a victory of Social Media?





There are no
connection between social media and Sighvi’s resignation. Social media was
sharing link on platform which is yet not confirmed by any sources that it’s
original video. There are many people on Social media who just go office to
login and chat on social media. Singhvi’s resignation is more on social ground.
He knows there can be issue from opposition during parliament session. So
treating singhvi’s resignation as victory of social media is wrong.





In case if the CD is
original (in case) then Singhvi is acting like child. Sex with consent of adult
person is no crime. Opposition should work like mature person and not like twitter
rants
. There should be respect for Individual’s personal life. Singhvi
should act like brave person in case nothing is original instead of running
from his post he should come out and clarify media about his stand.





Abhishek Manu Singhvi
is among one of the good leader in India so people should behave like mature
person on Singhvi’s issue.





Doing Kamaal,


Kamal Upadhyay




Saturday, 21 April 2012

Mamata can't go Left Way





People in West Bengal voted for Mamate to see
change the wave of development. Mamata promised many things to voters.  She gave people ray of hope against Left.










Didi is in wrong news after victory in West
Bengal. She must be doing development work also in West Bengal but we know what
News Channels are showing us. There are showing all the News which portrait wrong
picture of Didi between people of India. “India” It’s just not people of West Bengal
got happy with Didi’s victory but there are many people in other parts of India
who wanted to see Bengal free from Left.





Didi went to police station to free her party
members and put a Professor in jail for circulating some carton email or doing
protest against her. She asked government library to go away with many news
papers. Didi fired his own man from Rail Minister post for increasing fair of train
which is necessary for safety of people.





People see Didi’s act as LEFT but there is
something which Didi doesn’t want to disclose right now. We don’t expect Didi
is going left way.





Didi won election in West Bengal but she has to
win people West Bengal.





Doing Kamaal,


Kamal Upadhyay

Thursday, 19 April 2012

Neta - Politician





'Neta' ek bahut seedha
shabd par ha ae hota utna tedha hai jitna sidha shabd hai ! 




Ek Neta banane ke liye Kis cheej ki Jaroorat hai ? 







 


















Neta banane ke liye koi qualification nahi
chahiye. 






paisa chahiye par kya har Neta pahale se amir tha
nahi.neta banane ke baad vo amir bana iska matlab paisa bhi jyad mayne nahi
rakhta. 




Rang-roop ? Aap ko aise bahut Neta mil jayenge jo
ek bhikhari se bhi jyada garib dikhte hai. Raja,lalu,gadkari,shibu inme se koi
bhi sundar nahi hai iska matlab roop aur rang neta giri mai koi mayne nahi
rakhta hai. 




Hardwork ? Agar hardwork se kooch hota to aaj
bharat ka har majdoor neta hota. 




Aaj har koi Neta ko gali deta hai par kabhi aap ne
socha Neta bananaa kitna mushkil hai.kin raho se gujar kar ek sadharan aadmi
Neta banta hai I am not talking about few who became neta due to their father.I
am talking about who become neta due to their hardwork & luck. If you want
to be CA do your studies & hardwork for 36months you will become CA.if you
want to be Doctor then do hardwork for 60months & same for engineer. 




But can you be Neta in 10years with your study
& hardwork ? No guarantee ? So aaj ke time mai sabse kathin kaam neta
bananaa hai. Bolo neta Baba ki Jay. 






Doing Kamaal, 

Kamal Upadhyay


Sunday, 15 April 2012

SRK airport flap





In US authority of Airport detained
Sharukh Khan for two hours and that became Breaking News for Indian Media. We
have few gup-shup channel which only talk about bollywood and it’s gossip but
many of the time News Channel also try to become Gup-Shup news channel.










Officials from Indian External
affair ministry also became active and made call after call to officials of
India and America. It is second time SRK has been detained by US authority.
People believe that it’s all due to his surname “Khan”. His movies My Name Is
Khan was based on same issue. He faced this problem at the time of his release.





My friend whose surname is Mehta
visited America last month and has been questioned for an hour at Airport.
There were no news of that and Mehta also took this action more as safety rules.
We always talk that there is no security at CST station of Mumbai but when
Police stop you for checking and ask Question you feel uncomfortable.





SRK should take this Questioning as
safety rules than calling his political contacts in India. There are many other
issues which need to be solved by Political leaders. He should not make reaction
like Rakhi Sawant or he should not go America.





Doing Kamaal,


Kamal Upadhyay

Friday, 13 April 2012

Baba Saheb Ambedkar





Baba Saheb Ambedkar played very important part in constitution formation
of India. He only made dalits to be part of India or they must have taken
separate country at the time of Independence of India.










Dalit people of India have treated him like God and other class of society also
respect Baba Saheb Ambedkar. People celebrate his birthday like we celebrate
Krishna Janmashtmi.




 Ambedkar converted himself to Buddha Dharm. Gautam Buddha told people to be
equal & respect every one. Hindu Dharm always followed their culture so
they never gave any value to Dalit Samaaj.





Government did their best for healthy life style of Dalits. They reserved Job
for him. They reserved election seats for Dalits.
 



Let me share fact of of Gram Pradhan election in Rural India. When Gram Pradhan
election seat is reserved for Dalits then upper class people select their
candidate for election form Dalits. Dalit person fights election on behalf of
Upper class & get paid Rs.2000 as monthly wages by Upper class. Upper class
people look for all the works & money and Dalit person looks for signature
of papers or thumb sign.



Baba Saheb Ambedkar did great job so people worship him as God. Some of other
Dalit leader want to be get treated as God. Mayavati put her statue at many
places across Utter Pradesh to be God.



After Baba Saheb Ambedkar few of Dalit leaders tried to help Dalits. Most of
Dalit leaders accumulating money and power in the name of Dalit vote bank.



Buddham Sharnam Gachchhmi,





Doing Kamaal


Kamal Upadhyay




President of India






I want to be President of India. You can ask me what happened suddenly and I want to be President of India.
From my 25years of experience in life what I have noticed following











  1. President of India is not responsible for any up or down in economy.

  2. President of India has least or no power for any decision directly or
    indirectly related to India.

  3. President of India work as Rubber Stamp for all the decision taken by
    Government.

  4. There is no need for the knowledge of politics only good relationship
    with few big politically party is required.

  5. The post of President of India very much secure provided you survive
    your life for that 5 years.

  6. President of India gets the Royal Treatment, in other words you can say
    he is King.

  7. President of India gets lots of free visit for overseas. 

  8. You will get a good house after retirement. 








From all of the
above I can say that President of India is a King who can't rule his Kingdom. There
is no need of knowledge or quality to be President.



One of the most the important reasons to be President of India is there no kaam
and full aaram. Aaram kise pasand nahi and my name will get included in
list of Indian President. There were few good president in past but I guess it's time for India to think about the post of President.



I want to be President of India.





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

Aamir Khaan







Is there anything special in this name?



If you make your camera frame from upside then you'll get a small person doing
acting in frame and that person is our own Aamir Khan. You may ask, I started
with negative point of Mr.Khan though there are many good points to write about
him. I wrote about Aamir Kaha height because “
मूर्ति लहान पण
कीर्ति महान!
Aamir is doing very good work in industry from last
many years and he also produced movies like Taare Zameen Par and Peepli Live
which was based on social issue.











Aamir khan became BRAND NAME. People have more trust on him when it comes to
acting. I’ll interview Aamir Khan one day for my Blog and that day my blog will
become super hit.




Do you know 5 character names of any hero than Aamir Khan? I know Vijay played
bb Amita Bachchan and Prem played by Salman Khan in their various movies but we
have different name for Aamir Khan in mind with his character name. If it comes
to Aamir Khan then Mangal Pandey, ACP Rathod, DJ, Bhuvan, Rancho or Foonsuk
wangadu. There are many people who know character name of our Aamir Khan.



I went to see Peepli(LIVE) as Aamir was involved with this and there will be
something different. It was good movie with all good points. You can say Mr. Perfectionist
to him. and wait, he doesn't need stamp from anyone because he is Mr. Perfectionist.



3IDIOTS was normal story but It Producer, Director and Aamir Khan (including
other Actor) made it extra ordinary movie. Mr.Bhagat should try to make some
movie and try to get success then making ho halla about story writer name?



Aamir Khan is Brand and to get success you should follow Aamir Khan and success
will follow you.





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Saturday, 7 April 2012

Evergreen Business - News





I was thinking to start new business but yes I want to start a business
in which I should get more money in short time. My business should run like
wine shop i.e 24X7 all days, all weeks, all months. There should be no impact
on my business from natural disaster or any other problems.











My Business should make money either it's raining, drought or flood.

My Business should make money either Congress or BJP win the election.

My Business should run in the time when there is financial crisis in market.

My Business should run in the time IPL, World cup(cricket), FIFA, Hockey.

My Business should run if there is scam of IPL, Satyam, CWG, Spectrum.

My Business should run if there is outgoing & incoming of money from Swiz
accounts.



All the above means that My business should run either it good or bad time for
people. I should earn money from everything from birth to death.



Do you know any such type of business?





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There is only one business which runs from birth to death from peace to
violence from Kashmir to Kanyakumari i.e media



Yes,Yes I want to run a news channel. which makes profit in every season from
birth of Nano to death of michael jackson.from bhopal gas to T20 world cup won
by India.



News channels make business from every news.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

भारतीय film







भारतीय सिनेमा लगातार अवनति के मार्ग पे जा रहा है ! हर साल भारत मे ४०० से भी ज्यदा हिंदी फिल्मे आती है ! परन्तु हमारी आधिकांश फिल्मे कुछ ख़ास कमाल नहीं कर पति है !



भारतीय सिनेमा के इस गिरते स्तर का क्या कारण है ?















आज भारतीय निर्माता ऐसी फिल्मे बनाना चाहता है जो पुरे संसार मे पसंद की जाये ! और कम से कम एक मौका ओस्कार मे पहुचने का ! परन्तु हमारे निर्माता फिल्म बनाते समय हमें भूल जाते है! आज कई भारतीय निर्माता अन्तराष्ट्रीय दर्शको के लिए फिल्म बनाना चाहते  है ! अन्तराष्ट्रीय दर्शको के लिए फिल्म बनाते समय उनके दिमाग से भारतीय दर्शक निकला जाते है  ! मै उस भारतीय  दर्शक की बात कर रहा हु जिसके लिए आज होलीवूड फिल्म बना रहा है ! आज अंग्रेजी भाषा मे बनने वाली हर फिल्म का हिंदी रूपांतरण हो रहा है !









स्वांस और हरिश्चंद्र ची फैक्ट्री भारत की प्रादेशिक भांषा मे बनी हुई फिल्म है जिसे ओस्कार मे जाने का मौका मिला. बॉलीवुड मे कई बड़ी बजट से बनी फिल्म आपने खर्च को निकलने मे भी नाकाम हो रही है .  हमारे निर्माता आपनी फिल्म मे पाश्चात्य सभ्यता को दिखने की नाकाम कोशिश कर रहे है .  होलीवूड भारत के सबसे बड़ी झोपड़ी धारावी पर फिल्म बनाके करोडो कमा रहा है . और हम लन्दन और न्यू यौर्क की गलियों मे कैमरा लेकर फिर रहे  है .










हम अगर आपने स्तर को उपार लाना चाहनते है तो हमें अपने ऊपर, अपने समाज के ऊपर,आपनी सभ्यता के ऊपर फिल्म बनानी चाहिए. आज जब होलीवूड आपनी फिल्मो का नाम  अवतार रख रहा है  हम काइट  बना रहे है !!





हमारा स्वंयं का इतिहास इतना ढृढ़ और विशाल है की हमें किसी और का इतिहास उधार लेने की जरूरत नहीं है ! जरूरत है तो सिर्फ हमारी स्वंय की मूवी बनाने की जिसमे हमारे लोगो को ध्यान मे रखकर काम किया जाये ! सफलता स्वंयं हमारे कदम चूमेगी !









Doing कमाल,


कमल  उपाध्याय 


Friday, 6 April 2012

पथ


पथ पथ पर रुकता हु मै आगे चलने के लिए !


रुक कर चलने से कभी हार नहीं होती !!



पथ पर गिरता हु मै , उठता हु मै !


गिर के उठने से कभी हार नहीं होती !!



पथ पर हजारो अड़चने है , अडचनो से लड़ता हु मै !


अडचनो से लड़ने पर कभी हार नहीं होती !!



कभी अकेले तो कभी भीड़ में चलता हु मै !


अकेले या भीड़ में चलने से कभी हार नहीं होती !!



जीवन एक सरल प्रक्रिया है , इसमें हजारो उलझाने है !


उलझनों को सुलझाने से कभी हार नहीं होती !!



कर्म करता हु मै , मेहनत करता हु मै !


कर्म और मेहनत करने से कभी हार नहीं होती !!



पथ पथ पर रुकता हु मै आगे चलने के लिए !


रुक कर चलने से कभी हार नहीं होती !!


Thursday, 5 April 2012

Doordarshan


I born at 1987 but started watching TV in 1992.In the year 1993.I got TV
at my home. Do you know my favourite channel was DD NATIONAL & DD METRO
reason as there were no other channels.










We daily used to set frequency of our TV Antenna to get clarity of picture. I
do remember all the programmes have seen like Ramayana, Mahabharata, Shree
Krishna, Chandrkanta, Mogali, Vikram - Betal and the last one I remember is
shaktimaan and same time private channels came in. They started their show and
slowly took over all market.
 



You will say I forgot about Maalgudi days but no one can forget it but today we
don't know the name of any of show aired on DD. I don't know the name of any
Anchor of DD News. Government has huge amount of money and resource but when private
players come to provide same service then Government service get worst.



I am sure today 5year old boy from any of Metro city don't know about DD though
they know Pogo, Cartoon Network. People in Government ministry never think
about growth of government revenue as their revenue getting increased by growth
of private players. It’s so sad to write that government can't help their own
system for growth.
 



One day people won't remember there was channel as Doordarshan.





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay




IPL and Entertainment





I am not a cricket fan as for me it's waste of time to spent 7hours in
front of TV for game which is not active so active on field.T20 and IPL gave us the chance to enjoy cricket Being Mumbaikar and having no
Interest in cricket. I started watching IPL & Dada is my best player so I
supported KKR.

KKR failed to get any break throw in all the last season of IPL so they dropped
DaDa out of Team. Let SRK know that Dada was one of the successful captains
among Indian Team.













Abhijitmajumder told during one of IPL match that his gut feel says that one of
IPL match was fix. I would like to thank Mr.Majumdar to say such thing here on
web. IPL is game for entertainment, If you want to see the class cricket then
watch Test Cricket. IPL is hit game of entertainment due to their 6s & 4s
and Twist & Turn.



I am supporting Mumbai Indians this time as being Mumbaikar. In World Cup
entire nation was with Team India but the same nation is divided among 10parts
in IPL. There was joke " Mumbai & Delhi based couple took divorce due
to their loyalty against different team" wish this will be remain as joke
only.


I will wish to God that KKR should come on No.10 in this season of IPL. It's
normal human tendency to wish bad for others than good for them self so Sorry
SRK. I appeal to all DaDa's fan to pray for No.10 position of KKR. I'll also request
Team IPL to fix all the matches if they are not doing so angry give more
entertainment to the people.





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay




Tuesday, 3 April 2012

SKY WALK





In last
few years Mumbai got several of sky walk. This is good for our city. More sky
walk means more comfort to Mumbaikar as there are sky walk there is no need to
cross Road & Rail Track. If mumbaikars will use sky walk then there will be
less DEATH & ACCIDENTS. Tax payer’s money is getting right way i.e for
development of city. On sky walk you can walk thinking something or can do
tweeting and updating your facebook page as there is no chance that some Vehicle
will come and knock out you. Development of Sky walk has been done for good
reason but many issues came in light after development of sky walk.








Dahisar
Sky Walk 10.30am




Any day
of week you can walk on this Sky walk but you won't get anyone other than you
& security guard walking on this sky walk. They have kept security Guard on
Sky Walk so Love Birds won’t come there for kissing and missing.





Dahisar
Skywalk 07.30pm




I visited
sky walk at 7.30pm when there is no space to walk on Railway Station but this
flyover got hardly any feet to walk on them.







Dahisar
Skywalk 10.30pm 




In the
Night also no one is there to walk so why such big skywalk get constructed
before any prior feasibility research. Crores of Money spent on construction of
these skywalks all over Mumbai. There are very few people walking on these sky
walk as it has been constructed on wrong place.





We are
getting scam after scam in every passing day and I thought to write this on
which you can think how our money is getting spent in many areas in name of
development. I am sure construction of this Sky walk is not scam but why so
many Sky Walk get constructed.





If you
don't have anyone to walk on these Skywalks then please remove all security
guards at least Lovers can use these skywalks as their Love Zone.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay