Friday, 30 March 2012

मै कौन हु ?


एक दिन मै नींद से जगा और मेरी यादास्त जा चुकी थी !



राह मै चलते चलते मुझे पता चला की मै ऑस्ट्रेलिया मै हु !



हा वही ऑस्ट्रेलिया जहा आज कल भारतीयों के ऊपर अत्याचार हो रहा है !



मुझे मेरा पासपोर्ट मिला जिससे पता चला मै भारतीय हु !









वहा से शुरू हुई मेरी यात्रा मैं कौन हु ?



इस संसार मे.मै मानव हु !



जब मै ऑस्ट्रेलिया मे था …..मै भारतीय हु !



जब मै भारत आया मै उत्तर भारतीय हु !



मै उत्तर भारत गया वहा मै up का हु !



मै UP गया वहा मै ब्रह्मण हु !



मै ब्र्हमानो के पास गया तो मुझे पता चला की मै दिव्तीय कोटि का ब्रह्मण हु !



आज मै कमल जो आपने बारे मे इतना कुछ जानता हु ! पर आज भी मै नहीं जानता की मे कौन हु !



भगवान ने हमें जीवन का आनंद लेने के लिए जन्म दिया परन्तु हमने आपने आप को
कई हिस्सों मे विभाजीत कर दिया ! भगवान स्वयं सोच रहे कई मानवता का निर्माण
उनकी सफलता है या विफलता !



मै कौन हु ?

कमल उपाध्याय 

Monday, 26 March 2012

Anna To Learn



Anna Hazare started his movement against corruption last year. People were on Road to support Anna Hazare and movement of India Against Corruption. Anna comes with very clear image in past so his words drive people to fight against corruption.




Anna Movement started on issue like corruption but slowly gradually it turned out to be Political. Team Anna started his campaign against Congress in Hissar. People were supporting Anna Hazare to fight against corruption but they drive it in wrong way.


Number of follower has been decreased instead of Increasing. Anna was fighting against Corruption everyone supported him with open hand but when it turned against Congress many people pool out their support from Anna’s Movement.





If you want to be in politics then support or oppose political party. You can't oppose political system to be Politician. If Anna Hazare thinks that our political system is wrong then he should participate in election to set proper system.





Anna Hazare can’t keep on doing fast when he thinks people of India are with him. I am sure people of India want to get ride from Corruption. They are fed up with Chay-Pani system. But either you face what is happening or fight to change.





Anna Hazare can’t fight against Corruption when there are many people in his own Team involved with some or other type of corruption charges. Anna Hazare has to Learn many thing so he can gain people confidence.








Doing Kamaal,


Kamal Upadhyay





Saturday, 24 March 2012

छुटपन के सपनो मे खोया है मन !



छुटपन के सपनो मे खोया है मन ! कभी जागते कभी सोते रोया है मन !!




कभी वो बचपन की लुक्का छिप्पी मे मुस्कराता है मन !




मोगली, अलिफा लैला को सोच खिलखिलाता है मन !




माँ की डांट का, पाठशाला के घरकाम को सोच घबराता है मन !




कभी लंगड़ी , कभी कब्बड्डी मे खो जाता है मन !




चाराने की टॉफी और पचास पैसे की मलाई कुल्फी से ललचाता है मन !




छुटपन के सपनो मे खोया है मन ! कभी जागते कभी सोते रोया है मन !!




Friday, 16 March 2012

Sachin’s 100-100


16th March 2012, Sachin Tendulkar made his 100 and that to 100 time. We all were waiting for this moment that soon sachin will make 100 but that was pending task from long time. Sachin was also chasing the dream and enjoying the game from long time but was failed many time to achieve such great record. I don’t think that anybody else in cricket will break this record.







I thought after completing his 100 Sachin will announce his retirement as Rahul Dravid did few days back so new talent can come to play cricket. Sachin loves cricket too much and he doesn’t know when he has to go. Legend of Cricket like Kapila and Ganguly already told that now it’s time for new generation to take over. Sachin can play cricket life time but there are many young players who are waiting for their chance but Sachin has occupied the place to complete his records.



Master Blaster Sachin Tendulakr did great contribution for Team India and in world of cricket. Sachin is playing cricket more than two decade. There were many great moment in life of Sachin and in history of Cricket. Sachin played a big role in journey of cricket in India. We all know in game of cricket you will be valued till you can play and hit big numbers. Sachin is worshipped as god of cricket in India. There were many great Cricketers. In past and many will come in future but Sachin set his own level which no one can reach



Sachin have many records on his name. India won world cup 2011 with him and that was proud moment for each and every Indian. We thought now Sachin will take retirement.

Sachin's contribution in cricket and history of Team India is incredible but now he should think for future of cricket. His self called retirement from cricket will give him great respect as he is playing well.



Please go Sachin !!



You have played enough and set many records. Now it’s time you to make some more cricketers like you.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Thursday, 15 March 2012

हजारों ख्वाहिशें ऐसी कि हर ख्वाहिश पे दम निकले


हजारों ख्वाहिशें ऐसी कि हर ख्वाहिश पे दम निकले

बहुत निकले मेरे अरमाँ, लेकिन फिर भी कम निकले



डरे क्यों मेरा कातिल क्या रहेगा उसकी गर्दन पर

वो खून जो चश्म-ऐ-तर से उम्र भर यूं दम-ब-दम निकले



निकलना खुल्द से आदम का सुनते आये हैं लेकिन

बहुत बे-आबरू होकर तेरे कूचे से हम निकले



भ्रम खुल जाये जालीम तेरे कामत कि दराजी का

अगर इस तुर्रा-ए-पुरपेच-ओ-खम का पेच-ओ-खम निकले



मगर लिखवाये कोई उसको खत तो हमसे लिखवाये

हुई सुबह और घर से कान पर रखकर कलम निकले



हुई इस दौर में मनसूब मुझसे बादा-आशामी

फिर आया वो जमाना जो जहाँ से जाम-ए-जम निकले



हुई जिनसे तव्वको खस्तगी की दाद पाने की

वो हमसे भी ज्यादा खस्ता-ए-तेग-ए-सितम निकले



मुहब्बत में नहीं है फ़र्क जीने और मरने का

उसी को देख कर जीते हैं जिस काफिर पे दम निकले



जरा कर जोर सिने पर कि तीर-ऐ-पुरसितम निकले

जो वो निकले तो दिल निकले, जो दिल निकले तो दम निकले



खुदा के बासते पर्दा ना काबे से उठा जालिम

कहीं ऐसा न हो याँ भी वही काफिर सनम निकले



कहाँ मयखाने का दरवाजा 'गालिब' और कहाँ वाइज़

पर इतना जानते हैं, कल वो जाता था के हम निकले



- मिर्जा गालिब

Wednesday, 14 March 2012

Rail Budget – Dinesh Trivedi


What is difference between elected and selected minister ?



Elected Minister will open the Pandora as per his wish ?



Selected Minister will open the Pandora as per wish of Chairman of selection committee?







Dinesh Trivedi increased the Rail Fare in his Rail Budget “AA BAIL MUJHE MAR” soon after his rail budget Kolakata came in action and media got the news that on One of the Best Day of his life Dinesh Trivedi will be sacked from his post. Dinesh Trivedi has justified his stand of increase in rail fare but politics doesn’t understand fact they just understand vote bank.



Rail Budget has been praised by Prime Minister and Bechara Dinesh Bhai sacked for presenting same budget. In coalition government it became “Khel of Madari and Zamura” and centre is dancing on tune of West Bengal.



TMC leaders want special financials package for West Bengal and they are doing all the drama for same reason from FDI to Rail Budget. We all know didi has no choice of taking her support back from UPA as then whom she will support.



It’s time to think about Rail. Mamta should work for the better future of Rail in India than doing politics on price hike. People are ready to pay more but at same time they are expecting quality service from Railway.



Dinesh Bhai stand was very good to give safe journey in Railway but in politics fact doesn’t work. Here only vote bank works.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Monday, 12 March 2012

Letter from Salary class to Pranab Da


Dear Pranba Da,



I wish for your best but knowing about present political situation in Delhi due to UP result has disturbed you. I know there was news of bug in your office few months before to know about the deals and laws going to passed. I also know that Mamta Di is creating so much trouble for UPA 2, which often gives chance to our Media to ask about life of UPA2. Let me assure you that you will create five year of UPA2 terms.







I am writing you this letter on behalf of salary class people (between 1.80lacs to 5lacs). You are the finance minister of India so I don’t think that I should tell you about prize of vegetables and milk. You know how the prizes of essential commodity increased in last few years. Please also note that inflation may go up and down but in retail market if prizes are increased once they never come down so we don’t care about inflation.



I have few points for which you should think before presenting financial budget in this session. I also know that if you will give too much relief to people then opposition will call it election budget and same time if you won’t give more relief to people opposition will try to throw you out and yes Mamta Di is also there.



Taxable Salary Limit : You want people earning more than 1.80 lacs in year should pay tax @10.3% on their income but sir come to dream city Mumbai here you won’t get anything. My yearly expense to buy Milk is Rs 35,049/- Vegetable Rs 21,900/- Grocery, Oil, Gas Rs 1,64,250/- Cable, Electricity bill, Mobile Bill, Internet charges Rs 17,760 for which total come to Rs 2,38,950/- also note in all above expenses I have not included Rent per year is Rs 72,000/0 for 320 Sq/.feet carpet area. Sir trust me all the above expense are around of Rs 3,11,000/-. I am unable to do any saving from above income and in that also you want me to pay Tax. I request you to increase taxable salary limit for Rs 3lacs minimum.



Conveyance Expenses : Dear Sir for your kind attention conveyance expenses allowed is Rs 9,600 per year from last so many years you increased taxable salary limit but forgot to increase this limt. I guess Rs9,600 is allowed as expenses from my birth just kidding.



Loss on House property : We have limit of Rs 1,50,000 for loss from house property but please note to purchase a home in city like Mumbai people are paying minimum average of Rs 3,00,000 per year. So please look into this also.



Deduction in 80C : There is increase of Rs 20,000 every year in this class but It’ll be great if you can give more limits in this class to save tax.



I am paying indirect tax on every service or goods purchase so it’ll be great if you can bring solution to avoiding double tax on poor people like us. Let’s hope you will give some more relief to Salary class.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Sunday, 11 March 2012

कोई दीवाना कहता है

कोई दीवाना कहता है कोई पागल समझता है



मगर धरती की बेचनी को बस बदल समझता है



में तुझसे दूर कैसा हूँ , तू मुझसे दूर कैसी है



ये तेरा दिल समझता है या मेरा दिल समझता है



के मोह्हबत एक एहसासों की पावन सी कहानी है



कभी कबीरा दीवाना था कभी मीरा दीवानी है



यहाँ सब लोग कहते हैं मेरी आखों में आंसू है



जो तू समझे तो मोती है जो ना समझे तो पानी है



समंदर पीर का अंदर है लेकिन रो नहीं सकता



ये आंसू प्यार का मोती है इसको खो नहीं सकता



मेरी चाहता को दुल्हन तू बना लेना मगर सुन ले



जो मेरा हो नहीं पाया वो तेरा हो नहीं सकता



भ्रमर कोई कुमुदनी पर मचल बैठा तो हंगामा



हमारे दिल में कोई खवाब पल बैठा तो हंगामा



आभी तक डूब कर सुनते थे सब किस्सा मोह्हबत का



मैं किस्से को हकीकत में बदल बैठा तो हंगामा



- कुमार विश्वास

Kahaani – Review

It’s about a pregnant woman. It’s about IB of India. It’s about terrorist. It’s about Kolkata. It’s about the famous Bengali song “Ekla Chal Re” sung by BigB.





Bidya(Vidya) comes from London in search of her husband who came here on assignment in National Data Centre but goes missing. Vidya is looking for husband and another look alike Milan Damji comes in picture.



Khan is officer from IB. He wants to catch Milan who is running after killing of hundred people in Kolkata Metro after bio-blast. Milan was from IB but for money he went against his own country. IB is unable to catch Milan so they use Vidya as escape goat.



The story is very well crafted and each and every role has been justified by their actor. In end Vidya killed Milan and leave the scene clearing all her clue. Khan came to know that Vidya and her missing husband is just story and vidya used them to locate and kill Milan.



It’s very rare to see Woman in centre stage in our bollywood movie. Vidya played her character very well and Amitabh Bachchan has sung very nice Bengali song “Ekla Chalo Re”



I will give 4 star out of 5 and You should go to watch this movie.



Also note Vidya is not pregnant and she just act to be pregnant to cook story to get sympathy from people.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Saturday, 10 March 2012

Rahul Dravid – The Great Wall

Rahul Dravid (born 11 January 1973) is a former Indian cricketer and captain of the Indian Test cricket andOne Day International teams. He set different era in Test Cricket and he is one of top 3 players from Test Cricket of India.





Rahul played cricket for India for 16years. He did his International cricket debut in 1996. Rahuls played many great winning during his career. He also awarded with name like “The Great Wall” and “Mr. Dependable”.



On 9th March 2012 Rahul Dravid declared his retirement from International Cricket. There won’t be another Dravid in India Team and at same time Test Cricket won’t long last as viewership is going down and if there won’t be money then no one will play cricket.



Rahul’s announcement for his retirement made him legend. His last tour in Australia was not good and I guess he took right decision on time to declare for his retirement. Now everyone is saying that we’ll miss Rahul Dravid and his great innings in Cricket.



Let’s hope all the seniors will learn something from Rahul Dravid and they will come forward to go than forced to go and I am talking about ????????????



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Friday, 9 March 2012

Akhilesh Yadav CM of UP

In 2012 UP state election media covered extensively to Rahul Gandhi. When congress failed to perform in UP then media started debating about failure of Rahul Gandhi. It’s media who covered each and every really of Rahul Gandhi and Priyanka Gandhi. Priyanka has charm of Indira Gandhi but congress has lack of workers in ground level.





It’ was surprising that after UP election result a new sun came in light i.e Akhilesh Yadav from SP or we can say Akhilesh Yadav son of Mulayam Yadav. There is no doubt that Akhilesh played major role for clear image campaign of SP.



Mulayam Yadav has convinced senior party leaders to accept Akhilesh Yadav as CM and tomorrow in the morning official news from SP will come to announce Akshilesh Yadav as CM. It’s so sad that when there is family in politics deserving people doesn’t get chance but at same time family in politics keep all party workers together or else senior leaders will start fighting among them self for the post.



There are news of few violence in UP after election result and murders of politician so let’s see how Akhilesh Yadav will mange goons to destroy image of SP. If you trust on rumours then students are too much happy after victory of SP as Mayavati has forced them to study to pass exam and SP has passed many people in past with present mark in exam.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Your view can change life so have a view.

Murder of IPS Narendra Kumar

In MP IPS officer Narendra Kumar was killed by Mining mafia. We know the value of natural resources and we also know level of corruption in our society. If you want to fight against corruption and there is no government will to support you then you can’t do anything against corruption till people won’t come on road to support you.





Narendra Kumar was killed on Thursday when a tractor-trolley, suspected to be laden with illegally-quarried stones, ran over him when he tried to stop it in Madhya Pradesh's Morena district.



I guess news channel covered the news and political leaders started playing politics on death of IPS officer. It’s congress v/s BJP. Congress’s Digvijay Singh blamed CM of Madhya Pradesh for thriving mining mafia in state.



Shivraj Singh ordered for judicial enquiry to probe death of Narendra Kumar. We all know how this probe will take place in case If leaders of BJP will be involved with mining mafia. State home minister Uma Shanker Gupta said that Narendra Kumar's death was an accident, which came as biggest joke for all.



Let’s hope there will be justice and murderer of IPS Narendra Kumar will be behind bar.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Your view can change life so have a view.

Sunday, 4 March 2012

Fight – Election – UP (UP Election Result)

“News Channels are trying to know things which even Politics don’t know.”



SP will be No1.

BSP will be No.2

BJP will be No.3

Congress will be No.4





Each News channels are trying their best with their panellists discussing about Coalition government to be formed in UP. It’s not just about UP but it’s also about politics in Centre. The future of Delhi is based on election result in UP.



At the time of campaign Rahul Gandhi told “Centre Se Paisa Aata Hai, Lukhnow Mai Haathi Use Kha Jaata Hai”



Rahul Gandhi had thrown the SP Manifesto in two parts.



But the fact



Congress has to support either SP or BSP in UP so there will support from them in Dhelhi looking scenario of Mamta Didi who is working as opposition party. Congress knows a mistake by them will turn Mamta support out and UPA 2 will collapse before 2014.



I am not a political master but Congress has to support to SP or BSP, no other option left for them.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Paan Singh Tomar

Dakyet Parliament Mai Hote Hain Yahan Gaon Mai Baaghi Hote Hai !!



Paan Singh Tomar is movie based on real story of Army Man who won Gold medal for his country in sport but people forced him to live life of Baaghi (as Irrfan told in movie “Baaghi Kau hamkay” Dakayat Sahi shabd na hai hamare liye).





Paan Singh Tomar is just not a movie but a mirror for rural India. it’s about how naxals are getting born in every states of India. Paan Singh Tomar is movie about a person who got more recognition when he became Baaghi and killed nine people for giving his information to police. He was army man and living with peace but powerful people didn’t allow him to do so when they took acquisition of his land illegal way and killed her mother.



Paan Singh Tomar didn’t show any link with politics as it’s based on real story but in present Paan Singh Tomar is getting birth as they are need of Politics. Politics makes Paan Singh Tomar to set their agenda in state and Center.



In last you don’t need any big name or promotion. It’s all about story of Movie.



If you know the taste of Film so go for “Paan Singh Tomar”



Paan Singh Tomar is movie for those who understand cinema.





Directed by Tigmanshu Dhulia

Produced by Ronnie Screwvala

Written by Tigmanshu Dhulia

Starring Irrfan Khan,Mahi Gill,Vipin Sharma





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Saturday, 3 March 2012

जो बीत गई सो बात गई

जीवन में एक सितारा था

माना वह बेहद प्यारा था

वह डूब गया तो डूब गया

अंबर के आंगन को देखो

कितने इसके तारे टूटे

कितने इसके प्यारे छूटे

जो छूट गए फ़िर कहाँ मिले

पर बोलो टूटे तारों पर

कब अंबर शोक मनाता है

जो बीत गई सो बात गई



जीवन में वह था एक कुसुम

थे उस पर नित्य निछावर तुम

वह सूख गया तो सूख गया

मधुबन की छाती को देखो

सूखी कितनी इसकी कलियाँ

मुरझाईं कितनी वल्लरियाँ

जो मुरझाईं फ़िर कहाँ खिलीं

पर बोलो सूखे फूलों पर

कब मधुबन शोर मचाता है

जो बीत गई सो बात गई



जीवन में मधु का प्याला था

तुमने तन मन दे डाला था

वह टूट गया तो टूट गया

मदिरालय का आंगन देखो

कितने प्याले हिल जाते हैं

गिर मिट्टी में मिल जाते हैं

जो गिरते हैं कब उठते हैं

पर बोलो टूटे प्यालों पर

कब मदिरालय पछताता है

जो बीत गई सो बात गई



मृदु मिट्टी के बने हुए हैं

मधु घट फूटा ही करते हैं

लघु जीवन ले कर आए हैं

प्याले टूटा ही करते हैं

फ़िर भी मदिरालय के अन्दर

मधु के घट हैं,मधु प्याले हैं

जो मादकता के मारे हैं

वे मधु लूटा ही करते हैं

वह कच्चा पीने वाला है

जिसकी ममता घट प्यालों पर

जो सच्चे मधु से जला हुआ

कब रोता है चिल्लाता है

जो बीत गई सो बात गई



— हरिवंशराय बच्चन

Thursday, 1 March 2012

Who I am?






One day I woke up in the morning.





I failed to remember anything from the past of my life not even my
name.





I was thinking “Who I am?”





I was walking on the Road and I came to know I am at AUSTRALIA.





Few people told me you are an Indian.





I got my Passport and came to India and Landed in Mumbai.













Here is my experience from Australia to My Hometown Varanshi “Who
I am?”







In world, I am Human being.





When I was at Australia…. I am Indian.





I came to India…. I am North Indian.





I went to North India….I am from UP.





I went to UP….I am Brahamin.





I went to Brahamins..I am class two Brahamin..





Oh my god after knowing these much still I am confused “Who I am?”
Looking to get Answer?





God created us to enjoy life but we divided it in so many sub
parts that even god is confuse “Creation of Human Being is his biggest success
or biggest failure.








Doing Kamaal


Kamal Upadhyay






Akhilesh v/s Rahul ?

Poll campaign in UP is over for last round. There were star campaigners from each party to woo voters. There were crowd pullers and vote looser in all parties. Here are the major debutant from all parties.



BJP introduced Uma again after her exile from BJP. She did come back again with more powers and more slogans.



BSP introduced no one and Maya here self tried to hold as many as rally as possible.



SP introduced Akhilesh Yadav to campaign in 2012 as their star campaigner. Akhilesh Yadav came in active politics in 2000 and won Lok Sabha election from Kannauj.





Congress introduced same face of Rahul Gandhi who is campaigning in UP from long time and increased their calculation in 2009 Lokshabh election and trying is luck in 2012 UP election.





So it Akhilesh v/s Rahul in UP ?



Akhilesh in UP from his birth and have seen all ups and down in UP where as Rahul came from foreign and took over in UP with the help of Gandhi name. We all know that SP and BSP are running for 1st and 2nd post and congress will be on 4th position. So it will be wrong saying it’s Akhilesh v/s Rahul.



Akhilesh will get more seats so there can’t be comparison with Rahul.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay