Wednesday, 29 February 2012

Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara - Poems


Poem 1




इक बात होंटों तक है जो आई नहीं



बस आँखों से है झांकती



तुमसे कभी,मुझसे कभी



कुछ लफ्ज़ हैं वोह मांगती



जिनको पहनके होंटों तक आ जाए वोह



आवाज़ की बाहों में बाहें डालके इठलाये वोह



लेकिन जो यह इक बात है



अहसास ही अहसास है



खुशबू सी है जैसे हवा में तैरती



खुशबू जो बे -आवाज़ है



जिसका पता तुमको भी है



जिसकी खबर मुझको भी है



दुनिया से भी छुपता नहीं



यह जाने कैसा राज़ है



Poem 2

जब जब दर्द का बादल छाया



जब गम का साया लहराया



जब आंसू पलकों तक आया



जब यह तनहा दिल घबराया



हमने दिल को यह समझाया



दिल आखिर तू क्यूँ रोता है



दुनिया में यूँही होता है



यह जो गहरे सन्नाटे हैं



वक़्त ने सबको ही बांटे हैं



थोडा घूम है सबका किस्सा



थोड़ी धुप है सबका हिस्सा



आँख तेरी बेकार ही नाम है



हर पल एक नया मौसम है



क्यूँ तू ऐसे पल खोता है



दिल आखिर तू क्यूँ रोता है 



Poem 3

पिघले नीलम सा बहता ये समां,



नीली नीली सी खामोशियाँ,



ना कहीं है ज़मीन ना कहीं आसमान,



सरसराती हुई टहनियां पत्तियाँ,



कह रहीं है बस एक तुम हो यहाँ ,



बस मैं हूँ,मेरी सांसें हैं और मेरी धडकनें ,



ऐसी गहराइयाँ,ऐसी तनहाइयाँ ,



और मैं …



सिर्फ मैं ...



अपने होने पर मुझको यकीन आ गया 



Poem 4

दिलों में तुम अपनी बेताबियाँ लेके चल रहे हो,तो जिंदा हो तुम



नज़र में ख़्वाबों की बिजलियाँ लेके चल रहे हो,तो जिंदा हो तुम



हवा के झोकों के जैसे आज़ाद रहनो सीखो



तुम एक दरिया के जैसे लहरों में बहना सीखो



हर एक लम्हे से तुम मिलो खोले अपनी बाहें



हर एक पल एक नया समां देखे निगाहें



जो अपनी आँखों में हैरानियाँ लेके चल रहे हो,तो जिंदा हो तुम



दिलों में तुम अपनी बेताबियन लेके चल रहे हो,तो जिंदा हो तुम



Written by Javed Akhtar

Monday, 27 February 2012

Arvind Kejriwal – Parivartan

Arvind Kejariwal played a major role for India against Corruption Movement. He is among key player to fight against government for their involvement in law and order procedure and development of India.





Arvind delivered a speech in last week in which he gave us the number of murderer, rapist, and fraud people are there in our parliament. We don’t see all the people in parliament are rapist or murderer but supporting them or forming government with their support justify the comments from Arvind Kejariwal.



We all respect our Parliament !

We all respect our Democracy !



We can’t deny the fact that Parliament played major role in development of India but at same time there are many ministers who made from Rs1 to Rs 350 crore from their political career so we can’t trust those people in parliament.



Chori Karana Jitna Bada Apraadh Hai , Utana Hee Bada Apraadh Chor Ki Madat Karna Hai !!



Our politician should take Arvind comments +ve way should work to make our politics free from murderer, rapist, and fraud people.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

नई पैंट

रिंकू दौड़ते हुए आया और आते हे अपने पापा से लिपट गया . पापा ने पूछा क्या
बात है रिंकू तू आज खेलने नहीं गया, रिंकू ने कहा बस पापा आज मेरा दिल बहार
जाने का नहीं हुआ. मैंने अपना घरकाम भी कर लिया है. पापा ने कहा बहुत
अच्छी बात है रिंकू आज मैंने तेरे लिए २ चोकलेट लायी है. रिंकू चोकलेट
लेकर घर से बहार बरमादे में चला गया. आज रिंकू के चेहरे की हंसी कही गायब
थी.



रिंकू कुछ समय के बाद घर मे वापस आया और आके चुपचाप टीवी के सामने दूरदर्शन
पर नुक्कड़ देखने बैठ गया. पापा ने रिंकू से पूछा क्या बात है रिंकू आज तू
बहुत चुप चाप है. रिंकू ने कहा पापा मेरी स्कूल की पैंट पुरानी हो गयी है
तो मुझे अब नहीं पैंट ला दो. रिंकू के पापा ने कहा पर तेरी पैंट तो हमने
अभी लायी है थोड़े दिन पहेले, उसपर रिंकू ने  कहा पैंट नयी है पर उसकी स्टाइल
पुरानी है मुझे नए स्टाइल की बिना रब्बर एलास्टिक की पैंट चाहिए. रिंकू ने
फिर से पूछा " पापा बताओ ना की नयी पैंट कब लाओगे?"



रिंकू के पापा ने कहा " जब ये वाली पैंट फट जाएगी तब हम नयी पैंट ला देंगे."



रिंकू ये बात जानता था की ये पैंट इतने जल्दी फटने वाली नई है तो अब नयी
पैंट लेने के बारे सोचन भी दूर देश की बात है. अचानक रिंकू का शैतानी दिमाग
जागा और उसने सोचा की पैंट अपने आप नहीं फटेगी तो मे उसे खुद फाड़ देता
हु, ऐसा सोचकर वो बरामदे में गया और कैंची लेकर उसने अपनी पैंट फाड़ दी और
दुसरे दिन स्कूल से आने के बाद पापा से कहा की आज स्कूल मे बेंच के किल मे
आकर पैंट फट गयी तो मुझे अब नयी पैंट ला दो.



अगले दिन पापा ने रिंकू के लिए नयी पैंट ला दी !



Doing Kamaal,



Cattle Class – Shashi Tharoor

Few years back Shashi Tharoor came in news due to his remark of cattle class on economy class flight. Congress wanted to fly their minister in economy class to save tax payer money. On one hand Congress was asking their minister to control their expenses incurred by tax payers money and same time Minister like Shashi Tharoor was living in five star hotel.





Shashi Tharoor tried to explain reason for living in five star Hotel. He was living on hotel as there was delay for allotment of house in Delhi and he was traveling too much between Kerala and Delhi so he booked himself a room in five star hotel from his own money and shifted when Media made this a big issue.



Shashi Tharoor also explained his point on cattle class remark as per him it was just a word to describe service of Air Lines in economy class. It’s very commonly used word in west. He also told people interpreted it wrong way and connected his remark as remark on people traveling in economy class.



Shashi Tharoor made it very clear his point on cattle class and his stay in five star hotel so please don’t blame him now for any of above points.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Thursday, 23 February 2012

Slum In Mumbai - Bandra

Just walk outside of Bandra station towards east. You’ll get view of 3-4 floor tower constructed in slum. As much I know height of slum can’t be more than 14feet but you will get many slums in Mumbai with ground plus one without any paper or noc. You will get surprise after walking in Bandra east, there you will find slum with 3 to 4 floor. This all 3 to 4 floor slums are just stone thrown away from Bandra station. How they got permission to make so such big vertical construction without approval from BMC or If they got permission from government

authorities then what is ground to give them permission.





In November 2010 I have told that these constructions are unplanned and a small fire or earthquake will take many lives. No fire safety majors have been adopted. When the entire construction is illegal then thinking about safety major is wrong. My post didn’t become news and no one paid any head to the condition and in March 2011 major fire took place in these slums.





Minority class has occupied these slum as they are vote bank no one take any action against them as Politician need their help to keep them self alive. This is well known fact in Mumbai voting percentage of slum is much more than flats & buildings. Politician & few anti social animals are making these slum towers for their gain which can lead to loss of life due any calamity.





In my recent visit I found that after fire, these slums are coming back and to my surprise this time with RCC ceiling, which is not approved by any BMC engineer and can come on ground anytime with small push from earth. This time we should think before another mishap will take place.







Doing Kamaal

Kamal Upadhyay



Sunday, 19 February 2012

UP Election Result

Yatha Chittam Tatha Vacha Yatha Vachstatha Kriya !

Chitte Vach Kriyaam Cha Sadhu Naam Ek Rupata !!



You words should follow your mind, Your Action should follow your words !

A good man always act as per his words which is in his mind !!



UP did vote for 5th round in election. Congress has tried his best to please the voter from all their words. It’s about cast and religion. It’s about development. It’s about reservation. They say development of UP has not grown in last 20years. It’s SP who ruled UP 15years and BSP in last 5years.



SP rule was like Jungal Raaj but Mayavati gave that Jungle few Police Station with “Imandar Police Wala.” BSP got majority last time due to vote bank of other cast diverted her way but the recent development says they are not happy with the treatment of Mayavati.



Leaders from Congress claiming for more than 200 seats but we all know that number won’t go beyond 50-70. No doubt Rahul did lot’s home work for UP election but they failed to concentrate on real issues and started their speeches on reservation and cast.



We all know in UP people vote on basis of cast but the new voters are even looking for development and profile of candidates. We all are sure that congress is not going to get seats what they are expecting but yes there won’t be any clear winner this time and chances of equal distribution of votes are more with President rule.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Friday, 17 February 2012

Raj Thackrey - MNS


"Majhya Pakshamadhe Kaam Karnara Jo Karyakarta Asel, Tyachya Ghari
Tyache Vadil, Tyachi Aai, Tyachi Bahin, Tyacha Bhau, Tyachi Baiko,
Tyacha Mulaga yanchya Chehryavarti Ek Prakarache Samadhaan Disale
Pahije, Ha RAJ THACKREY Barobar aahe, asaach Kuthe Fukat Gela Nahi Porga
Majha" Raj Thackrey







Raj Thackrey’s MNS secured 4time more seats than his last BMC election. Their performance is getting improved every passing day. Raj launched his party before BMC election and failed to cross Number of 10 in 2007 BMC election.



MNS improved their performance in National Election and secured big number of votes for their candidate but failed to win seats in National election but due to diversion of core Marathi vote Congress and NCP got benefit and Congress won seats in Mumbai and Shiv sena lost on many seats. Raj Thackrey said “Usane Apne Ko Mara Lekin Aapun Ne Usko Do Marra Par Solid Mara Ki Nahi.” Raj was happy with the Loss of Shiv Sena and improving performance of his own party.



Maharashtra assembly election gave another platform to Raj to show the MNS power to people and he won few numbers of seats in Maharashtra election and proofed his day by day improving performance. No doubt Raj didn’t get any big victory till date but his every day improving performance is giving them chance to perform better.



I am sure with their party age of 10years there will be more in kart of MNS. "Maharashtra Cha Tumi Karnar Maan Tarich Hona Nav Nirman."



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Saturday, 11 February 2012

UP Result

Two rounds of voting has been done in UP. People of UP, Political leaders and News Channels are totally confused this time for outcome of UP election. 1st round saw 62% of voting but second round voting came down to 58%. Cast is voting factor in UP but that’s truth about voting in all over India excluding few Metro cities.





BSP- Mayavati did extra ordinary performance in last UP Election. She became CM in last UP election without taking support from any other political party as her own party got majority. This time Mayavati’s performance is not expected like last election as other than Dalit no one going to vote for her like they did in last election.



Dalits are loyal follower of Mayavati. They are not going to vote any other party despite big leaders are coming for dinner and night halt in their house. Dalits are voting Mayavati without any second thought in their mind.



Muslims are going to vote for Congress and SP. News Channels are trying their best to know percentage of Muslim voting to SP and Congress.



Yadavs are loyal follower of SP. They spent last five years like hell. They got biggest brunt of Mayavati’s government. Mayavati’s Governemnt law and order registered more FIR against them and no development in yadav’s zone. Yadavs failed to do any Rajashahi in her tenure so they are going to vote SP.



Thakurs always voted for BJP so they are going to vote BJP again and again as they don’t have any other choice. Congress will get small percentage of Thakurs vote in territory where Thakurs got ticket from Congress.



Brahman ! Brahman ! Brahman !

Brahman Pet Bhar Mil Jaye To Khoosh Ho Jate Hai ! Days have gone now they are part of politics. Brhaman’s contributed last time in victory of Mayavati but this time they are not going to vote BSP like last time. Brahmans are confused this time. They have not sure that whom they should vote. Brahamns are definitely not going to vote SP but they can vote BSP/Congress/BJP. If they voted to one party from any of three then that party will Win more seats or be ready for Re-election or supporting government of SP and Congress or Mayavati or BJP.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Tuesday, 7 February 2012

These Women Speak Too Much


I was travelling from Allhabad to Mumbai in last month by Train. The distance between Allhabad to Mumbai took 24hours. Train came late by 6hours and finally around 8pm train departed from station. I got lower birth seat but on request of lady I shifted myself to upper birth.







“Rinku, Mamta and Buvaji”

Rinku had requested me to exchange seats. Mamta was cousin Sister of Rinku and Buvaji was Sister of Rnikus and Mamta’s father. They were coming to Mumbai for marriage of their cousin brother. They all were enjoying their journey. I was sleeping on upper birth most of the time and was hardly heard them for 4-5 hours.



Rinku’s father passed away long time back. Her Uncle has taken care of her school and her marriage expenses. Rinku’s husband was earning good in his business but he used to give his more time to his elder brothers son. He mostly full filled wishes of his nephew. Singh Sahab was not so much in love with Rinku. There were many fights in past. Rinku was very unhappy with their relation but she was not having option to quit the relation “Jamana Kya Kahega ! Teen Bachho Ki Ma Ne Talak Le Liya”. Singh Sahab had recently purchased a car but that was being used most of the time by his Nephew. Rinku have 3 children and 1 nephew.There were many more updated from Rinku about her and Singh Sahab's relation.



Mamta’s father arranged Rinku’s marriage. He must have looked for much better relation for his own daughter but at present Rinku’s Husaband is doing good than Mamta’s Husband. Mamta have 2 children and yes both were traveling with her. Mamta speaks very less but her smile is very cute. Her husband had bitten her few times but She is Bhartiy Nari so not going anywhere. At the end she is happy with her husband.



Buvaji’s story is even shorter. Poopha Ji is driver. They were married in 80 and they have very happy life. Buvaji is coming 1st time to Mumbai. She was tired with journey and doesn’t want to travel again. I also forgot to tell as the train was late they boarded wrong train in evening and then jumped from running train.



I hope you read all about Rinku, Mamta and Buvaji. So now read this one

I never spoke to any of them after I changed my seats. I didn’t ask single word about their family. It’s just “They spoke so much during my journey from Allhabad to Mumbai” that I came to know things about them. I just had thought when I reached Mumbai “These Women Speak Too Much”



Feel Fucked after reading So Was I after Travelling !!



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay