Friday, 29 July 2011

JanLokpal V/S JanDokhaPal


Anna is going on fast again from 15/08/2011 to fight against Corruption. Team Anna's draft didn't get approve or even considered in civil society meeting with government representatives.



Hamane Bhi Kachchi Goliya Nahi Kheli Hai !! Seems to be slogan from people in congress. Leaders of congress are very clever with their strategy on JanDokhaPal.





Team Anna was gaining popularity on corruption fighting & for JanLokpal so congress took a step back a accepted the demand of Team Anna.



Team Anna need good JanLokpal, where as Team congress is ready with JanDokhaPal.



Congress can't surrender in front of Team Anna as they are representatives of people. People selected them with their vote but congress forgot that only 45% people go for vote so they don't represent people of India.



Let's hope a good JanLokpal will come & not a bad JanDokhaPal.





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Jhol Hai


Boforce Gandhi Ka Jhol Hai !



Chara Lalu Ka Jhol Hai !



Tabut George Ka Jhol Hai !



2G Raja Ka Jhol Hai !



CWG Kalmadi Ka Jhol Hai !



Adarash Chavan Ka Jhol Hai !



Jhol Hai Bas Jhol Hai !



Jhol Mai Bhi Ek Jhol Hai !



Thursday, 28 July 2011

Barish Ki Phoohar

Madmast kar Jati Hai Baarish Ki Phoohar !



Naye Sapne Dikhati Hai Baarish Ki Phoohar !



Nayee Umang Bhar Jati Hai Baarish Ki Phoohar !



Hariyali Dikhati Hai Baarish Ki Phoohar !



Bhini Khooshbu Failati Hai Baarish Ki Phoohar !



More Se Nritya Karati Hai Baarish Ki Phoohar !



Sard Savera Lati Hai Baarish Ki Phoohar !



Madmast kar Jati Hai Baarish Ki Phoohar !





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

BJP Ka Ghamaasaan


BJP Mai Ho Raha Ghamaasaan !!



Har Koi Davedaar Hai Pradhanmantri Pad Ka !





BJP Mai Ho Raha Ghamaasaan !!



Sansad Mai Ladenge a News channel Par Chillate Hai !



Sansad Mai Pauchane Par Bina Bole Bahar Chale Jate Hai !



BJP Mai Ho Raha Ghamaasaan !!



BJP Lagi Hai Congress Ko Corrupt Dikhane Mai !



Jab Apani Bari Aayi To Yeddu Ko Bachane Mai !



BJP Mai Ho Raha Ghamaasaan !!





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Wednesday, 27 July 2011

Paisa Hai Anmol


Garib Ho To, Paisa Hai Anmol !



Amir Ho To, Paisa Hai Anmol !



Neta Ho To, Paisa Hai Anmol !



Vyapri Ho To, Paisa Hai Anmol !



Kapde Ho To, Paisa Hai Anmol !



Khana Ho To, Paisa Hai Anmol !



Sona Ho To, Paisa Hai Anmol !



Jagna Ho To, Paisa Hai Anmol !



Har Kisi Ka Hai Mol, Paisa Hai Anmol !



Rang Badalti Duniya Mai, Paisa Hai Anmol !

Tuesday, 26 July 2011

Mujhe Usaki Yaad Aati Hai


Chand Ki Chandani Ko Dekh Kar Mujhe Usaki Yaad Aati Hai !



Pankshi Ke Jodo Ko Dekh Kar Mujhe Usaki Yaad Aati Hai !



Kal Kal Nadi Ki Tarango Se Mujhe Usaki Yaad Aati Hai !



Suraj Ki Kirano Ko Dekh Kar Mujhe Usaki Yaad Aati Hai !



Pyaar Ke Pal Tatoal Kar Mujhe Usaki Yaad Aati Hai !



Shakkar See Mithi Boli Bolkar Mujhe Usaki Yaad Aati Hai !



Tanhai Ke Palo Mai Mujhe Usaki Yaad Aati Hai !



Patte Par Oash Ko Dekh Kar Mujhe Usaki Yaad Aati Hai !



Gulab Pe Madarate Bhavro Ko Dekh Kar Mujhe Usaki Yaad Aati Hai !

Madhur Hai


Koyal Ki Kook Madhur Hai !

Papeehe Ki Peep Madhur Hai !!



Aam Ki Mithaas Madhur Hai !

Aam Ki Khataas Madhur Hai !!



Jharne Ka Raag Madhur Hai !

Bahane Ka Andaaz Madhur Hai !!



Maa Ka Pyaar Madhur Hai !

Maa Ka Dular Madhur Hai !!



Barish Ki Phoohar Madhur Hai !

Barish Ki Jhankaar Madhur Hai !!



Mausam Ka Saaj Madhur Hai !

Mausam Ka Aagaz Madhur Hai !!



Garmi Me Chhav Madhur Hai !

Thandi Me Dhup Madhur Hai !!



Dukh Me Sukh Ka Swaad Madhur Hai !

Har Me Jeet Ka Andaaz Madhur Hai !!



Monday, 25 July 2011

Man Muskurata Hai

Jab Sawan Ghir Ke Aata Hai, Man Muskurata Hai !!



Jab Thandi Hawa Machalti Hai, Man Muskurata Hai !!



Jab Samndar Gote Khata Hai, Man Muskurata Hai !!



Jab Pankshi Dalo Par Chekta Hai, Man Muskurata Hai !!



Jab Koi Pyaar Ka Rag Bajata Hai, Man Muskurata Hai !!



Jab Jeevan Madhur Ho Jata Hai, Man Muskurata Hai !!



Jab Geet Malhar Gata Hai, Man Muskurata Hai !!



Jab Sawan Ghir Ke Aata Hai, Man Muskurata Hai !!





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Sunday, 24 July 2011

Desh Ban Gaya Dhol Hai Babu !


Desh Ban Gaya Dhol Hai Babu !

Khul Gayi Sabki Pol Hai Babu !!



Neta Ji Mobile line churate Hai !

Maharathi Mobile Network Bech Ke Khate Hai !!



Petrol, Pyaz, Beer ab ek Bhav Mai Aate Hai !

Mahangai Rokenge Neta Ji Sirf Chillate Hai !!



Power Mai Hai To Adarsh Banwate Hai !

Bina Power Ke CBI File Mai Naam Likhwate Hai !!



BJP Lagi Hai Congress Ki Band Bajane Mai !

Aap pe Aayi To Yedu Ko Bachane Mai !!



Manmohan Ne Na Bolane Ki Kasam Khayi Hai !

Digvijay Ke Chup Baithane Mai Congress Ki Bhalai Hai !!



Desh Ban Gaya Dhol Hai Babu !

Khul Gayi Sabki Pol Hai Babu !!

Thursday, 21 July 2011

Aanshu Aa Jate Hai


Ham jab khush hote hai, aankho mai Aanshu aa jate hai !



Ham jab dukh mai hote hai, aankho mai Aanshu aa jate hai !



Ham jindegi mai jab Tanha hote hai, aankho mai Aanshu aa jate hai !



Bheed mai chalte chalte, aankho mai Aanshu aa jate hai !



Jab ek Naya Jeevan milta hai, aankho mai Aanshu aa jate hai !



Jab Jeevan ka aant hota hai, aankho mai Aanshu aa jate hai !



Jeet ki khushi se, aankho mai Aanshu aa jate hai !



Har ke gam se, aankho mai Aanshu aa jate hai !



Sukh ki Ghadi mai, aankho mai Aanshu aa jate hai !



Dukh ke kanto ki chubhan se, aankho mai Aanshu aa jate hai !



Bas ae sab kahete kahete, aankho mai Aanshu aa jate hai !

BJP Kare To RashLeela


BJP Kare To RashLeela & Congress Ko Bole Character Dhila !



"Har Kutte Ka Din Aata Hai" the most famous dialogue people use when someone show them as looser.





Our political party should never forget this line so there won't be trouble in future between them self.



2010 was year of scam. Congress and their alliance members were involve in all the big scam of 2010. 2G,CWG,Adarash were among top in list.



As being political rival of congress BJP didn't leave a single chance to fire on Congress. Instead of debating in parliament about SCAM,corruption,govt they prefer to walk out every time.



BJP didn't allow parliament to function till congress got agree to have JPC but they forgot the most famous proverb "Har Kutte Ka Din Aata Hai"



BJP demanded resignations of every congress man related to scam as showing moral values congress told their nominee of scam master to resign.



Time changed and soon Yedurappa came in scam list for land allotment case. He gave back land to government and BJP was silent on his resignation with giving non sense excuses.



Now Lokayukt has featured his name in mining lease allotment with regularity. BJP is again in defence most & Corrupt leader of other parties are demanding his resignation.



BJP Kare To RashLeela & Congress Ko Bole Character Dhila !





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Monday, 18 July 2011

Mumbai Blast


In last week there were blast at three places. The Blast were of Low Intensity and few people got killed.





I am writing about these blast almost after week ?



I am writing a blog so late ?



You must be thinking about above Question.



Blasts are normal for people of India ?



People are there to condemn Blasts to abuse government. Government is there to say next time they won't all such blast: Security agencies will scan things for few days.



Same thing will get repeated after Next BLAST.



Again people will condemn Blast.



Again government will assure for people safety.



Again security agencies will scan few more bags at Railways station and ask bribe for poor commuters, if they are travelling with knife to cut fruits in Train.



Now a days now one take blast seriously. We have adopted blast as part of Life. A blast every month is routine like going to weekend every month.



People are getting killed. People are serious for blast but only for few days.



News Channels have also finished with their sound mixing & editing and they are targeting scam master for TRP as no one Interested in Blast News.





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Monday, 11 July 2011

The Power of Rajni


There are millions of follower of Rajni. The Star from South India is god for many people of India. He has done great work in many Movies but Robot was his super successful Action Movie.



Rajni has super power. He has made many legends with his power. Here we are going with the story of legends.



Once upon a Time a boy was speaking too much. Rajni told him to keep his mouth shut and today that boy is known as "Manmohan Singh."



Once upon a Time a boy was cutting Trees. Rajni told him to plant Trees and today that boy in known as "Jayram Ramesh."



Once upon a Time a boy was not feeding his cows well. Rajni told him feed the cows well and today that boy is known as "Lalu Yadav."



Once upon a Time a boy was working on Telephone booth. Rajni told him to start Mobile Business and today that boy in known as "A Raja."



Once upon a Time a boy was failed to win the race in his school. Rajni gave him training to Run and today that boy is known as "Kalmadi."



Once Upon a Time a boy was not getting any attention from people. Rajni gave him PR lesson and today that boy is known as "Rahul Gandhi."



Once upon a Time a boy was speaking very slow. Rajni told him to speak louder and today that boy in known as "Manish Tewari."



Once upon a Time a boy was speaking very few words in his school debate competition. Rajni told him to speak more and today that boy is known as Digvijay Singh.



Once upon a Time a boy was not talking in his mothertunge. Rajni told him to speak in his mothertunge and today that boy is known as Raj Thackrey.



There are many legends who born due to Ranji sir. We'll discuss about others Next time.





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Saturday, 9 July 2011

Movies & A Certificate


"People above the age of 18only can read this post"



Bollywood is growing now with their adult contents & stories. Movies like Delhi Belly did good work despite having A Certificate.



In normal life people daily use many of the Beep words for which movies get A Certificate.



"Gaa*d Phat Gayi" is very common word in people of India. People use it daily in their life without any precaution but the same think is not allowed in Movies.



Adult contains are part of life. We all agree that everyone can't enjoy A Certificate movie with their family but Adult contains are part of life.



In era of mobile where you can easily access Porn Movie in mobile from so many of porn sites. We still file case for name like Munni or Shila.



We are growing but we need a people who easily understand that just singing particular won't change life of person.



Fu*k is so common word between every third line of our talk. We need to accept the fact and let's not say A Certificate movies are valugure.



There are many pending cases in Indian Court so don't file PIL for a song or name to burden Judiciary.



There are should be more creativity on F**k & S**k. We don't need a porn culture but don't we know Red lights are in India, which are illegal & corrupt are making money from hardwork of women. If prostitution will become legal then government can make more revenue than giving butter to corrupt.



We should accept adult contents in our main stream cinema so people can watch what they think.



Doing Kamaal

Cabinet ReShuffle


UPA2 is going to Reshuffle the cabinet. Few months before UPA has done Reshuffle of cabinet. Team Congress did their best to get the people of clean Images in Cabinet.



UPA2 was year of scam due to which Kalmadi, Raja, Maran, Tharoor(Tharoor due to issue of IPL) have been out from Cabinet.





Lalu Yadav can be New face in Cabinet. Lalu will get the chance in cabinet due to failure of Congress & Rahul Baba in Bihar. We all know that if there will be Poll today then Congress will be out from center.



Congress is facing all the charges due to coalition partners but they also have equal share in miss conduct as they didn't take action on time.



In this Reshuffle more people of coalition can be part of UPA ministers who didn't get the chance before. Neta will get more opportunity in states where Congress failed to perform in assembly election.



Congress should replace the PM with a better elected politician than changing cabinet every six month.



Rahul Baba is campaigning in UP so people of UP will get more impressive so no Netas of UP have any chance to be Minister.





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Friday, 8 July 2011

CBI is out of RTI ?


2010 was year on scam in India History.



CBI is looking for 2G case ?



CBI is investigating Adarsh scam ?



CBI is investigating CWG scam ?



CBI was investigating Arushi Murder case ?



Boforce was investigated by CBI ?



Purulia Arm case was investigated by CBI ?



CBI officers go without proper documents to catch fugitives ?



CBI officer go for foreign tour in name of Investigation with public money ?



CBI ?



Can we trust CBI ?



CBI is not an independent agency ?



CBI work on guidance of Home Minister ?



CBI is out of RTI so we won’t come to know the progress of Investigation and money spent on foreign tour of CBI officers?






Doing Kamaal,
Kamal Upadhyay


Wednesday, 6 July 2011

Temple and Treasure


Once upon time in India Kings used to donate lots of Money to Temples to get the blessing from God. Kings spent huge amount of chunk to construct Temples for their respective Gods. People in India always have faith on the God more than anyone else.



In modern era also Temples are having lots of money with them. Some of Temples in India are much Richer than country of Africa. In modern India also people donate money to Trust & Temples to get the blessing and deduction under section 80G.

Religious trusts are one of the biggest sources for dealing in Black Money. Religious Trusts convert Black Money in to White and whit in to Black with certain ration of Commission.



The amount of cash recovered in Putrapathhi is an example, how they deal with cash money. Days are gone when Money from India use to go at Swizz Bank and then come to us as Loan. Now a days all the Black Money in getting invested in to Real Estate and other source s like Temples/ Religious Trust.



Government should come forward with strict rules to control the functioning of Religious trust. I doubt that Government wants to take action against the Trust involved in money laundering as It’ll leads to opposition from Dharm Gurus who have more follower than Politician.



Politician pay the money to people to get followed but Dharm Guru Charge money If you want to follow them so decide who is supreme.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

BigB - Neta Ji – Creativity


I read in News paper that a person filled PIL against the Bachchan & Channel for use of Neta ji’s patent line “Tum Mujhe Khoon Do, Mai Tumhe Aazadi Dunga.” Court has asked channel & BigB to clarify their stand on this issue.





We all have freedom of expression. When we express our self in public then there are always likes and dislikes. We are free to give our expression but it should not offend the freedom of other people. If People don’t has freedom then how they can experiment with creativity.



It’s not new for Bollywood or TV industries to reply for PIL filled by people on creativity, which got offended. Big Boss, Rakhi Ka Insaaf, Sach Ka Samna, Aaja nach Le, DK Bose and now Netaji are the recent example.



If you need humor then it’ll derive after making dig of someone. It’s depends on you that whom you are going to select. I have written lot’s of blog on various high profile people of India and across the word. If everyone will file suit on me then I’ll be in jail as I can’t fight with so many people.



There should be freedom to make creativity. If everyone keep filling PIL for all silly things then soon entertainment Industries will show us Drama & Emotion.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Tuesday, 5 July 2011

Rahul Gandhi Again


Akshay Kumar is back with Khatro Ke Khiladi 4 (Torcher). They have different types of Act which are more dangerous then last season. TRP of show will be all time high as Akshay Kumar him self running with Tiger.



Ok.... You are thinking I gave wrong name to my post. Rahul Gandhi Again - I am talking about Akshay Kumar.



Rakhi Sawant is out of news suddenly. I am sure she will be planning something big for Tamsha of Came back.



Ok....Ok...again You are thinking I gave wrong name to my post. Rahul Gandhi Again - I am talking about Rakhi Sawant.



Rahul Gandhi's timing is very same with timing of Akshay Kumar. I think both have the watch of TATA. TATA's watch can only show correct time as rest are busy with Tihar timing.



Khatron Ke Khiladi2 has been launched when Rahul was doing rounds in UP or vise versa. Show became hit. Rahul got more seats for Congress in UP so Akshay got good TRP. Unfortunately both became inactive after that hit.



Rakhi Sawant is planning for her come back but Rahul did his come back with Bhat-Parasol. He again started his Stunt in UP. He is inspired Akshay Kumar all the time. He run out without informing his security. He runs in Train without planning.



Rahul Gandhi going to walk 40 Kilometer from Bhat-Parasol to Aligarh. He has good pair of Adidas shoes & imported shocks of cotton. Rahul PR agency is very strong. They plan everything with good research.



Rahul Gandhi is going in to UP as in recent past there are news of Rape & Murder. I think he didn't watch TV9 Mumbai.



Farmers are doing suicide. Real Estates prices are going all time high. In Maharashtra Rahul Gandhi can do much better than walking in UP. They hold post in Maharshtra. They Select CM of Maharshtra.



Rahul Gandhi is doing all stunt in UP because Mayavati's government going strong or Congress is going weak with every passing day.



Rahul Gandhi should do some good work for nation than just making people of UP fool.



Let's wait for Rakhi's come bach, Akshay Kumar's Khatro Keep Khiladi5 & Rahul Gandhi in Mumbai.



Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Monday, 4 July 2011

Murder or Joke


Dheeraj was a executive with one of the production House called Kamaal Creations. He met one south Indian girl few months before. The Girl name was Saria & she wanted to be Actor in bollywood.



Dheeraj & Saria became good friend with time. Dheeraj & Saria had physical relationship in few month. Dheeraj used to be busy with his work. Dheeraj failed to get any assignment for Saria. Saria was with Dheeraj only for chance to act in bollywood.





Saria realised in few month that Dheeraj can't help her to get a role in bollywood. Saria planned the murder of Dheeraj with her Boyfriend Jemile.



One night Saria called Dheeraj to her home to enjoy the night & same time she made plan with Jemile to kill Dheeraj. Dheeraj was with Saria & door bell rang. Saria opened the door. Jemile found Dheeraj in unacceptable condition at her girlfriend house, which was planned by both of them to kill Dheeraj.



Plot was ready. Jemile as being a Navy officer easily took over Dheeraj. They both killed Dheeraj. They cut the his body in pieces.



Dheeraj father reported for missing complaint & Saria also made a missing complaint. Everything was fine but suddenly Police got a clue of murder. Police arrested Saria & later Jemile for murder of Dheeraj.



Police enquiry & evidences supported their view that Jemile & Saria killed Dheeraj. Everything was clear with police eye & case was heading to write direction.



After three year the court pronounced verdict, which shocked entire nation. Lawyer did great Job. Court pronounced their verdict, Murder was not intentional & happened accidentally.



The most macabre murder of decade became a joke.





Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay



All the names and characters are imagination of writer. They don't have any connection with living or dead person.