Thursday, 29 December 2011

Black Day in Democracy of India

On 27th December 2011 our Lokshabha performed mind blowing. I got respect for all the MPs in Parliament. I thought though it’s Anna effect but finally our Mps are ready to fight with corruption and to make better democracy.

On 27th December 2011 our MPs worked over time to pass Lokapl bill in parliament. In over excitement I declared that a great day in democracy and told that this day should be declared as National Holiday as parliament made great effort to pass Lokpal.

Anna Hazare called his fast before scheduled time due to ill health and poor turn and support from people in Mumbai, who are always busy more to compete with their office colleague to get 3 dimension space in eye of Boss.


Suddenly all respect gone and they are as they were before “Ham Nahi Sudharenge” In Rajya Shabha all MPs played their great role that lokapl should not see light of day. As there were no voting so now bill is gone for back seat for next few month or year not sure.

So Mumbaikar next time please come to Anna Hazare to make our parliament work.

It is not failure of Congress of BJP !

It is failure of Democracy !

I have decided to write something good to end 2011 but our parliament didn’t give me chance for same.

Wish You happy New Year !

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Wednesday, 28 December 2011

Let’s fight election

Janlokapl movement by Anna Hazare made it clear that we do need strong political will and support to get any law pass in Parliament. Anna Hazare fought with people to get strong lokapl but Government passed Lokapl in Lokshabha and now which is needs to be passed in RajyShabha.

India Against Corruption was not a Political movement but slowly they felt that Congress should be targeted as they are in center and getting strong lokapl bill is duty of government. Anna Hazare and Team Anna have decided to campaign against Congress is all pole bound states.

It’s time to fight election. Let’s be political and get candidate registered for next voting on state and National level. Team Anna is very much confident that they have support from people so let their candidate name and sign should come on EVM machine.

Parliament proved that there should be majority of people with you to get your resolution passed. People on twitter and facebook can boost a movement but if we have to change India in real terms so let’s fight Election.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Tuesday, 27 December 2011

Anna as Alarm

It took Anna Hazare to fast three times in one year to make our ELECTED LEADERS talk in parliament.

27th December, 2012 should be declared Historic Day in India. If possible let’s declare it National Holiday.


I forgot only our ELECTED LEADERS can declare 27th December, 2012.

I have seen 1st time that our MP’s are working overtime and making point and counter point on each and every point. I am just happy that leader from opposition Sushma Swaraj and Yashwant Sinha and from congress Kapil Sibal and Pranab Mukhrajee.

If the flow we saw today in parliament will continue then soon will become super power and corruption free country.

We need more people like Anna Hazare as Alarm to make our ELECTED LEADERS awake.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

People Against Anna

India is fighting for Janlokpal with Anna Hazare. Each and every part of country is doing their best to support Anna and his movement against Corruption. There are people of all class, society and cast to support Anna.

Team Anna is representing Team India because of failure of parliament. Parliament represents Team India. Please note only 54% people voted for them total count of government is not more than29%. So our MP can’t claim that they represent people of India.

There is big mistake done by people of India as they don’t go and vote on time and later on blame system for all the issues. When we are not performing our duty on time? How do we expect our Politician to do their duty.

There are group of people who are against Anna Hazare from starting. When Anna and India is fighting against Corruption, these people are busy on firing gun on Team Anna. Most of people who are holding Gun on Team Anna are those who used to be on news channel to give their view on various issue from Rakhi Sawant to Rahul Gandhi. Anna’s movement took out opportunity from them to be on TV in prime time.

People against Team Anna have major people from circuit of Social activities. They are questioning that who gave them title of Civil Society to Team Anna and how they can represent people of India. They are not a paid member of government but they behave like paid member of Government.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Monday, 26 December 2011

Anna at Mumbai

Anna Hazare is going to start his fast tomorrow at Mumbai. Anna Hazare is fasting for Janlokpal bill. Congress has tried to put lokpal draft in place which has no gear to run. Congress’s version ok lokpal is weak but Lalu Yadav doesn’t want lokapl so early.

Media is changing their side every moment. Some of media channels have taken side of Lau that we can’t hold gun to pass a lokpal bill. Now media also want that there should be proper debate to get

Lokpal like they are debating on women bill from last many years.

Anna will be successful in Mumbai?

Big Question is turning a camera as from 1st fast to now there are many allegations are made on Team Anna including Anna Hazare as mask of RSS. Government has tried all their best to convince Team Anna but Team Anna will settle on Lokapl.

There are many news channels going to cover Anna’s movement tomorrow so are we going to write more and more. Indian against Corruption is new Slogan for youth of India.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Sunday, 25 December 2011

Review – Don 2

Don 1 was having story line which we all were know as it was copy of Amitabh Bachchan’s Don. In Don 1 Director changed plot and rest of thing was same. In last –ve Don replace +ve Don and sequel was accepted.

So it’s all started in Malaysia. Don reached on plot to show action and stunt with unshaved face and kill the people who want to kill him. He went to surrender in front of Mallick. Don has plan of robbery and he wants vardhan to help in robbery. Movie runs on Robbery story. There are few male jokes in movie.

At the end Don get success to be free man with all his master plan. Don is Free Man.

Don Ko Pakdna Mushkil Hee Nahi Namunkin Hai !! as Germany government gave him immunity. If you are hardcore Sharukh Fan then do go to watch Don. If you want to enjoy then you can make time Pass of your 2 hours.

Don is not Super hit but yes you can watch it one time not so bad as claimed by few people.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Saturday, 24 December 2011

My Christmas Gift

Some 12years ago !

I was 12year old. I was in 7th standard. As being from Non English medium for us Christmas was nothing but a day holiday. In English medium schools they give holiday for week but in other medium school it's single day affair. I was getting Christmas holiday from standard 1 but in 7th standard I came to know that what it's all mean about. Christmas is festival of Christians. My Friend told that on day of Christmas a person name as Santa comes and drop gift for you.

My friend told me Santa drop gift in socks. We have to hang our socks and Santa will come to drop gift in socks. We got holiday for Christmas in school. I reached home and without speaking a singal word, I went to wash my socks as I didn't want that Santa should drop my gift in socks which I am wearing from last 4days.

Finally !!

I hung my sock at corner of my bed. I was thinking about my gift which Santa was going to drop in my socks. I was thinking, in such small socks what he is going to drop. I was thinking for Small video game from Santa. I slept somehow in the night but when woke up in the morning I saw my socks are missing from my bed corner and was hanging on rope outside my house. My mother took socks from corner and washed it.

It took me another year to get a gift from Santa. Finally Christmas came and I hung my socks where no one other than Santa can reach. I slept in night and was thinking about Some good gift as this time I have used new socks of my father.

Next Morning !!

I woke up and saw socks are empty and there is no gift in side of socks. I was very disappointed by Santa.

Few Years Later !!

I came to know that it's not Santa but your parents keep gift for you on day of Christmas. As being from north India my parents were not aware about this Christmas tradition.

I always recall my Christmas gift story on day of Christmas. Hope will get my Christmas gift some day but now I don’t hang socks !!

Merry Christmas !!

Friday, 23 December 2011

Don 2

SRK is coming back with Don 2, a movie which has Don. I don’t know actual story but with so many ads everywhere I have booked my ticket. I have read review on rediff, which is not so good but then to will love to watch SRK playing Don again.

Aamir Khan did very good promotion for few of his last movies. He got bald in Gajani and became underground person in 3Idiot. He has his own style of marketing his Film. However SRK has taken help of marketing tools like Internet and you tube to get people know about Don 2. He has promoted Ra One also same way and yes it was successful movie to get people in hall.

I am very much sure that SRK has to spend a lesser money to fight MP election from any part of country and I give my personal guarantee for his WIN. I am sure Barack Obama is not doing so much campaign for his next Presidential election.

I knew story of Don by SRK so didn’t see it 1st time but this time I don’t know story so let’s give one try for Don 2.

Let's hope movie will do well.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Thursday, 22 December 2011

Kamaal India – II

Kamaal India – 1971

Neta Ji’s election agenda

Garibee Hatao !! Desh Bachao !! Aapni Dukan Chalate Jao !!

Kamaal India – 1981

Neta Ji’s election agenda

Garibee Hatao !! Desh Bachao !! Aapni Dukan Chalate Jao !!

Kamaal India – 1991

Neta Ji’s election agenda

Garibee Hatao !! Desh Bachao !! Aapni Dukan Chalate Jao !!

Kamaal India – 2001

Neta Ji’s election agenda

Garibee Hatao !! Desh Bachao !! Aapni Dukan Chalate Jao !!

Kamaal India – 2011

Neta Ji’s election agenda

Garibee Hatao !! Desh Bachao !! Aapni Dukan Chalate Jao !!

With the time Image, Size and policies of Nata Ji changed but agenda even same.Garibee Hatao !! Desh Bachao !! Aapni Dukan Chalate Jao !!

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Kamaal India

Kamaal India – 1971

Neta Ji’s election agenda




Ram Bharoshe Hindustaan.

Kamaal India – 1981

Neta Ji’s election agenda




Ram Bharoshe Hindustaan.

Kamaal India – 1991

Neta Ji’s election agenda




Ram Bharoshe Hindustaan.

Kamaal India – 2001

Neta Ji’s election agenda




Ram Bharoshe Hindustaan.

Kamaal India – 2011

Neta Ji’s election agenda




Ram Bharoshe Hindustaan.

With the time Image, Size and policies of Nata Ji changed but agenda even same.




Ram Bharoshe Hindustaan.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Tuesday, 20 December 2011

Interview with Mani Shankar Aiyar

I hope you enjoyed my all past various interview with so many political party. I visited Mani Shankar Aiyar for his interview. I am very glad that he gave me interview to write on my blog but he told that he didn’t like new picture of my blog which read Democracy In India “BY THE NETA JI, FOR THE NETA JI, OF THE NETA JI”.

Q1. What do you think about Team Anna ?

Ans : People have elected MP with their vote so only MP’s have rights to decide and make Law. Nobody other than MPs can participate in law making process of Democracy.

Q2. What do you think about strong lokpal ?

Ans : People have elected MP with their vote so only MP’s have rights to decide and make Law. Nobody other than MPs can participate in law making process of Democracy.

Q3. What do you think about scam in India ?

Ans : People have elected MP with their vote so only MP’s have rights to decide and make Law. Nobody other than MPs can participate in law making process of Democracy.

Q4. What do you think about SRK’s last movie ?

Ans : People have elected MP with their vote so only MP’s have rights to decide and make Law. Nobody other than MPs can participate in law making process of Democracy.

Q5.What do you think about Shewag double 100 in one day ?

Ans : People have elected MP with their vote so only MP’s have rights to decide and make Law. Nobody other than MP can participate in law making process of Democracy.

Q6. What do you think about censorship on internet ?

Ans : People have elected MP with their vote so only MP’s have rights to decide and make Law. Nobody other than MP can participate in law making process of Democracy.

Q7. What do you think about TRP of Bigg Boss5 ?

Ans : People have elected MP with their vote so only MP’s have rights to decide and make Law. Nobody other than MP can participate in law making process of Democracy.

Q8.What do you think about next movie of KRK ?

Ans : People have elected MP with their vote so only MP’s have rights to decide and make Law. Nobody other than MP can participate in law making process of Democracy.

Q9. What do you think about FDI ?

Ans : People have elected MP with their vote so only MP’s have rights to decide and make Law. Nobody other than MP can participate in law making process of Democracy.

Q10. What do you think about future of football in India ?

Ans : People have elected MP with their vote so only MP’s have rights to decide and make Law. Nobody other than MP can participate in law making process of Democracy.

I hope you all enjoyed reading my interview with Mr.Aiyar. Let me tell you that this is transcript of fake interview. There is no LENA DENA of living or non-living thing with above interview and if it match some where then it’s just coincidence.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Monday, 19 December 2011

crore spent on advertisements

Various government agencies spent lot’s of money on Birth Anniversaries of Rajiv Gansghi and Indira Gandhi for advertisement. As confirmed the amount spent was upto Rs.7.25 crore. I don’t see anything wrong in money spent to let people know when India Gandhi ji or Rajiv Gandhi ji took birth.

We don’t care for birth of Indira Gandhi and Rajiv Gandhi till it’ll be declared as National Holiday. Let there be holiday on all birth Anniversaries of Gandhi family. I am very much happy that crores spent on Advertisement which gave chance to various agencies to make money which have been employed many poor people of India.

I’ll request all ministries to pay me also few lacs for next Birth Anniversaries of any of political leader of India from past or let’s celebrate birthday of Atal Bihari Vajpayee. I am always happy to run ad like other media to run money.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Sunday, 18 December 2011

Anna’s Fast 3

The recent movie of Ekta Kapur became successful but critics didn’t leave chance to criticise movie. Does it matter to Ekta, when there is super profit and love from audience? We all know everyone enjoyed movie in cinema hall.

Anna Hazare is going to start his 3rd fast by end of December. Journalists want to have good time and enjoy their holiday at end of the year but yes Anna doesn’t want to celebrate his 31st without strong Janlokpal.

Political class is not happy with Anna’s Fast 3 as they know it’ll be as successful as part I and II. Political leaders want to make Law’s in parliament. They are same people who throw chairs and tables on each other in assembly.

Anna’s Fast I and II was successful but don’t know why people want that his Fast III should get flop. There are very negative comments by Political class on twitter. If you want your blog or yourself RETWEET than write against Anna and Shree Digvijay Singh will make you famous.

Anna Ji “Best of Luck” We’ll be there to support you in all fast but yeas take care of your health.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Democracy In India

Image by : Gautam

Edited by : Chetan

Text BY : Kamal

Friday, 16 December 2011


जहाँ सतरंगी सपने सजते सवंरते है , उसे INKFRUIT कहेते है !!

जहाँ प्यारे रंग बरसते है, उसे INKFRUIT कहेते है !!

जहाँ अम्बर तले कलकृतिया पले, उसे INKFRUIT कहेते है !!

जहाँ कण कण मे प्यार बसे , उसे INKFRUIT कहेते है !!

जहाँ तितलियाँ अपने रंग बिखेरे ,उसे INKFRUIT कहेते है !!

जहाँ रेशमी धागों से प्यार बुने , उसे INKFRUIT कहेते है !!

जहाँ महाराजा कश्यप और नवाब नवनीत रहेते है , उसे INKFRUIT कहेते है !!

जहाँ सतरंगी सपने सजते सवंरते है , उसे INKFRUIT कहेते है !!

- कमल उपाध्याय

Wednesday, 14 December 2011

Businessmen want to shift

We all know how a business runs in India. I have very much experience of getting Shop Establishment certificate to getting registered for Vat, Service Tax or Excise. We need to pay bribe at every steps to get license to run our business.

It’s in news that Big Businessmen of India wants to shift their base overseas. I am not at all happy with this News. We need more and more new business for growth of India. We are in place when our GDP is so slow and on other side people want to shift their base.

Everyday changing government policies are more responsible for such thought in mind of business people. There are several business policies that lead to problem in working for Business class of India. Policies are getting change every passing day.

It’s difficult to do business in India as at the time election when you to pay politician for election campaign. There is big cost to be paid to get license other than doing legal paper works.

Kapil Sibal should do some home work to retained our traditional businessmen in India than passing law and rules to censor our Internet so no one can condemn Congress of Sonia or Rahul and Digvijay Should also try to solve the issues of Businessmen then doing politics for reservation for Muslims.

My kamala “Aam aadmi ho ya khash eas sarkar se sabhi pareshan hai”

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Monday, 12 December 2011

Election In UP

Election in UP is expected to be held in Feb-2012. Political parties have started their homework from long time back to win over UP. UP has major share of Parliament seats sp performance at State election is also shows future of and projection in politics of UP.

SP, BSP, Congress and BJP are main contender for UP election. UP’s politics works on basis of cast from long time. There are no issues from Road, Water and Electricity in UP. The issues are cast and their vote bank.

SP : Samjwadi Party fight election in UP on basis of vote bank from Yadavs. SP’s major vote bank from Yadavs and part from Musalman vote Bank. Yadavs are always loyal to SP but last time equation of other cast disturbed their calculation in UP.

BSP : BSP’s major vote bank come from dalit class of UP. Dalit class is very loyal to BSP as all other parties exploited them many years. In last election BSP got vote from Brahamin and became clear cut winner in UP election.

Congress : Congress is fighting for their foundation in UP from long time. They have not been elected in UP from long time and Rahul Baba is doing his best to Win this battle. Congress has not so strog hold on any cast in UP but yes part of Dalit and Musalman voter are major player of Congress vote Bank

BJP : BJP is party of upper class. Kashtriya and Brahmin are major voter for BJP in UP election but BJP didn’t get chance to elect it’s CM in UP from long time. They got big shock when last time Brahmin voter selected BSP over BJP.

It’s sad to see that UP fights election on basis of Cast. Development has no connection with UP election. The slogans of political party are also based on cast. 20 Crore people want to elect Neta of his cast than Man of Work.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Sunday, 11 December 2011

Bollywood Bold

Bollywood is getting bold and mature every passing day. Hindi Cinema word is showing sex with their drawbacks and impact on society. Audience is getting more mature and ready to accept and enjoy the Bold dialogues from Actor and Actress.

Teri Ma Ki****** Beep

Teri Bahen Ki*****Beep

I want to have sex with you and there is no beep. We don’t see Porn in public places but yes everyone enjoy it in close room. Bollywood is showing us truth behind each and every story involved with or started due to Sex.

We are country of Kaamsutra but yes It took lot’s of time to us to accept the truth of Sex in our society.

Society is by Sex !

Society is for Sex !

Society is of Sex !

In last few years there are many movies have been made on keeping main stream as Sex with bold dialogues. Movies like Dev D, delhi belly and recent one The Dirty Picture are few example that people enjoy movies on bold topic.We don’t need semi nude Actress to make movie more enjoyable. We need bold ideas to make our cinema more enjoyable.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Politics at Jantar Mantar

Politics of India shifted location from Sansad Marg to Jantar Mantar. 7 Race Course and 10 Janpath are not as popular as Jantar Mantar now a days. Anna Hazare is new hero at Jantar Mantar. There were days when Sansad Marg was palce for media to get the news and policies for future of India.

We all know now days India is getting searched as “Land of Scams – India” so Anna Hazare is fighting for A Right and Strong Jan Lokpal bill to control and punish Scam Master. Corruption is like life chain cycle each and every people involved in cycle is responsible for massive corruption taking place all over India.

Political Class was not happy earlier when Media shifted their camera from Sanad Marg to Jantar Mantar but now major class of political masters are coming to Jantar Mantar to support strong JanLokapl Bill.

I am confused so the people of India, Congress wants strong Janlokapl Bill, BJP needs strong Janlokpal Bill and so each and every Indian needs strong Janlokap Bill then why we are not getting strong Janlokpal Bill.

Leaders from congress not happy to make Strong Lokpal at Jantar Mantar, They are waiting 10 Janpath to decide policy and terms for Janlokapl Bill. For congress Janlokpal is “ OF THE HIGH COMMAND, BY THE HIGH COMMAND AND FOR THE HIGH COMMAND”

If Janlokpal won’t be passed in this winter session then Jantar Mantar will get more camera, light and Action with Anna Hazare in Center Stage.

Doing Kamaal,

Ghotalo Ka Desh Bharat

I was checking statics of my blog today and I saw a person landed on my blog searching for “Ghotalo Ka Desh Bharat”. Ek Samay tha jab bharat ko sone ki Chidiya ke naam se jaana jata that. 1857 mai angrej aaye aur bharat ka sona loot kar le gaye.

Bharat ko 1947 mai aajadi mail gayi. Angrejo ke jane ke bad bhi bharat mai bahut sampati aur dhan-daulat bachi thi. Ham bhartiy uskae baad lage har taraha ke ghotalo se aapne liye paisa banae ke chakkar mai.

Pichhale kooch varso mai Ghotalo ne aapne record tod diya aur bharat ke saath saath bhartiyo ko bhi pre sansaar mai badnaam kar diya. 2G ghotale ne bharat ka naam itana badnaam kiya ki ab log google par Bharat ko dhoodhante waqt saath mai ghotalo ka desh likhna nahi bhulta.

Sanskrit mai ek shlok hai ki

“Akale kritya karbdham kartunarthay kalpate !

Tadev kale charabdham mahate arthay kalpate !!

Galat Samay mai shuru kiye gaye kaam ka koi laabh nahi hota parantu sahi samay pe shuru kiye gaye kaam se bahut laabh hota hai. Kisan yadi barish hone ke baad muhrut ka intazaar kare aur beej nahi boye to use phasal nahi milegee.

Hamari sarkaar ko ab muhurat ka intazaar chhodkar ek majoobt barath ki sanrachan ke liye prayash karana chahiye.

Kar Raha Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Saturday, 10 December 2011

Indian on Free Speech

Manmohan Singh : Allow 51% FDI in retail and I''ll express myself after that.

Sonia Gandhi : I am not felling well from last few month so will comment after getting normal.

Rahul Gandhi : I am busy to make my next plan for UP election and now days selecting lucky 5 Dalit with whom will stay at time of UP


Kapil Sibal : People quoted me wrong way, I am never against free speech.

Sushama Swaraj : We won't allow to function parliament if there will be law on Free speech.

Omar Abdullah : I don't support free speech as few people use this power to separate Kashmir from India.

Naveen Jindal : I support free speech in haryanvi language.

Raj Thackrey : Me aata mumbai BMC election madhe busy aahe. Me free speech la support karto.

Uddhav Thackrey : Raj ne bolata to mai kya bolu.

Rakhi Sawant : Hay Rabba agar free speech par ban ho gaya to mai News mai kaise aaungi.

Rajnikant : Free speech is my birth right.. mind it !

Doing kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Above views are expressed by write to create humor.

Law against Twitter Rants

There are many who crated duplicate of profile and using that account to promote hate of abuse other on twitter. I have noticed that most who are involved on twitter to abuse others never using their own self identity. Most of Twitter Rants are using profile image of anything than their own photo. We can't share our view with people who don't have their own identity.

We the Thekedaar of social networking and free speech should note promote tweet of people who don’t have their own identity.

We should not go with the words of Twitter rant who even don't know their name. I also have many abuse on my blog and on twitter which means They only abuse people than doing anything else. I also got few abuses on my post which means Twitter rant are only here to abuse and there is no connection that either you are involved or not in scam.

If government wants to make Law against twitter rants who abuse people than there should be a law but yes there should be guarantee that own name of twitter rants government should not take actual users and critics at task and remove their post or request social media company to suspend their account.

We should use social sites as medium to debate and not as ROAD SIDE MAVALLI.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Thursday, 8 December 2011

View on @ShashiTharoor 's post on Free speech

I am very happy to know that even Shashi Tharoor is not in favor of censorship provided by few buts.

I am totally agreed that trend like #IdiotKapilSibal is wrong and people should have condemned him like critics then road side hooligan. I never commented nasty comment on anyone and yes few times got abusive words from others on my time line.

It doesn't mean that people are giving abusive feedback then I should stop writing my blog. I never deleted or blocked the person abusing for my write up as their feedback give me the chance to know about people mentality.

I also agree that free speech doesn't mean that a person should stand in cinema hall and say FIRE FIRE but yes you can’t pass a decision that no one can speak in cinema hall. Mr. Tharoor can say that Sibal only want to stop people who shout Fire Fire.

Agree with you Mr. Tharoor on all points made and explained by you. As you are master of words so there is no chance for me to look for loop holes in any of your points. But who will give guarantee that once Censor ship will be in place then only religious and abusive content will be removed. Few months back same government thrown out Baba Ramdev from Ram Leela ground for his Anshan. You are happy to get political comments but what if next minister doesn't want to listen anything against him or her.

Now don't tell me that Baba Ramdev was calling for people to fight against government and wanted to divide India. The same government assaulted people in Mid Nights including women without any reason. Government was in fear that if Baba will continue then there will be more –ve comments on them.

We know as per our culture women can’t take their bikini off at our beaches of Goa but they can swim here with full freedom. Censorship is like speed breaker. As government can remove and moderate any post in name of religion.

Review – The Dirty Picture

Nak Chika ….. Nak Chika ….. Nak Chika ….. Nak Chika

Madur Bhandarkar’s Fashion was recreated on screen keeping 80’s in Mind. I thought same and many of my friends and yes Girl behind me also telling story line looks like Fashion. Kangana of Fashion became lead character as Silk Smitha performed by Vidya Balan.

The Dirty Picture 1st half is very bold with dialogues. Movie got A certificate so was title. The Dirty Picture was semi porn with dialogues and bare tummy of Vidya and yes the most exposed part in her movie boobs.

As in movies they have shown that critics don’t like Silk Smitha so same can be here also. Movie was good but yes if you will remove bold dialogues and boobs then there is nothing in movie. Overall you can go for movie if you need




Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay


Dalit !! Dalit !! Dalit !! Dalit !!

If you'll call someone by this word then please ask your lawyer to ready to fight case. I am confused why Dalits don't like when people call them Dalit. Dalit doesn't like to be called Dalit then why they come forward for reservation in name of Dalit.

Dalit is favourite word among Political class of India. In north states like UP and Bihar have major share of Dalit vote bank. Every Political class wants to lure Dalit voter. It's not strange that BSP in UP came in power only due to huge vote bank of Dalit class.

Dalit Class !! Yes ! Dalit has his own class. If a Dalit comes to meet you wearing western outfit then you can't call him Dalit. If you call lad shaheb as Dalit then he'll take it as -ve of respect but the same Dalit is happy to get admission in government colleges in name of


Dar lagata hai Dalit kahena mai jee !!

jaban to kachcha hai jee !!

I am happy to call Dalit with name or word he wants but for that he should not ask for reservation on basis of Dalit as cast.

Ham bolega to bologe ki bolata hai !! But truth can’t hide behind reservation of Ambedkar Colony or making statue of living people to make people fool.

It's time for Dalit to think about them self there are many Dalit in rural India who are even not getting food for two times. Ambedkar Park or statue is not going to help you for development of poor dalit.

Youvraaj stay in your house is not going to help for development of cast neither statues of bahen can help you to move from Poverty line to Ambani line.

So don't care what people call you Dalit or Mr. Brahaman just thinks what needs to be done for overall growth of India.

If only Dalit person can get reservation then let's call poor people Dalit which can help their development.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Tuesday, 6 December 2011

Censor Post

Please note following post is after Internet Cesorship Act 2011.

Prime Minister Shree Manmohan Singh is greatest Prime Minister of India !

Shree Rahul Gandhi is Biggest helper for poor people of India !

No one from Congress involved in 2G Scam !

Shreemati Swargiya Indira Gandhiji was not responsible for emergency !

Kapil Sibbal did great job in making Jan Lokpal Draft and Censor on Internet(Free Speech)

Note : The above post is approved and censored by Government of India. The above post doesn’t hurt any religion and there is no chance of riots. (Certified by Government of India and Ministry of Kapil Sibal). You can enoy above post with Family.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Monday, 5 December 2011

FDI in Retail on Hold

Congress put FDI on hold due to pressure from BJP and More from Mamta Banarjee. FDI became reason of walk out from both houses. Opposition did their best to condemn Congress on FDI. As being in opposition they did their work to condemn decision of government despite of their result.

Foreign Direct Investment in Retail was opposed by Political class due to their disadvantage on Middle Man involved in between farmer to consumer. If a company is going to purchase product directly from Producer and will sale directly to customer then the price for consumer will be lower.

Congress has shown lack of maturity on FDI. They first allowed FDI in retail and then due to lot’s of pressure they hold it. The reason is not good enough to hold FDI. Let Mamta should take her support and people realised who is against people.

Congress firm stand on FDI must have given them some good point in front of people.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Saturday, 3 December 2011

Dev Anand

Evergreen star Dev Anand, one of the icons of Indian cinema, died Sunday after suffering a massive cardiac arrest in London. He was 88.

The iconic star is survived by his wife, former actress Kalpana Karthik, a son and a daughter.

As soon as the news spread, a grief-stricken Bollywood offered condolences and recalled his significant contribution to cinema.

Dev Anand began his career with 'Hum Ek Hain' in 1946. However, he got his first big break with 'Ziddi' in 1948.

The flamboyant star is also known for giving big hits like 'Baazi', 'Guide', 'Jewel Thief', 'Johnny Mera Naam', 'Hare Rama Hare Krishna', 'CID' and 'Tere Mere Sapne'.

His last outing as an actor and director was 'Chargesheet', a dud at the box office.

Dev Shahab was having his own style of dancing, walking and delivering dialogue. Dev Shahab’s Dance steps are getting copied today also in various movies. Dev Shahab was style icon of various youths. I do remember when I was small I used to keep my shirt collar button locked all time and people you to call me Dev Anand.

Let’s pray Dev Sahab will Rest In Peace.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Friday, 2 December 2011

Water Fight - Mullaperiyar

Kerala and Tamilnadu are fighting for water?

Kerala and Tamilnadu are fighting for dam?

Fight for water started. Water is going to be next reason for World War III?

Rahiman Pani Rakhiye Bin Pani Sab Soon!

Pani Gaye Na Ubare Moti Manus Chun!!

We were not giving importance to water from long time. Our neighbouring country constructed to preserve and control water flow but we are even throwing our water to waste. Government should plan proper feasible idea to solve the shortage of water in future.

Fight between two sates will turn in to fight between all over India if we won’t take right action at this point of time.

Exploitation on drinking resources should be stop. There should be proper treatment on waste water before allowing it to mix with fresh water of our rivers. Cola drink and packaged drinking water also exploit our natural resources so there should be immediate ban on such product.

Global warming in increasing water lever but it’s increasing water lever of sea water which of no use directly for us until it’s evaporate and come to us as rain.

Let’s don’t fight and make proper solution for water.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

The Opposition Work

Bhag Bhag DK BOSS DK BOSS DK Bhag Bhag DK BOSS DK Bhag !!

The above song suites for Opposition party in our democracy. I am not going to name any party here. I have seen from my child hood and learnt that if you are in politics then condemn all decision of Government.

If opposition will get agree with government on all points then definitely there is no Chance of Opposition to come in power again. It’s all started from 1947 or can say before Gandhi was never agreed with Bhagat Singh or vice versa.

When Government increased prices of petrol, opposition work is to condemn it. Government gave all reason to make their decision correct but yes when same government is in opposition they find all reason and justification against people.

So either it’s good or bad opposition work is to sing song Bhag Bhag DK BOSS DK BOSS DK Bhag Bhag DK BOSS DK Bhag !!

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Thursday, 1 December 2011

Kolaveri Di

The Tangi Tamil+English Song Kolaveri Di became super hit among people of India and overseas. Social Networking site play big role for super success of Kolaveri Di. Kolaveri Di made Dhanush famous over night all over world.

Distance la moon moon. Moon colour white !! The Expression of Dhanush played a big role for super success of this song. The words are so common among people that there is no need to know good English to enjoy Kolaveri Di.

There are so many version of Kolaveri Di on web with different languages. It’s all talk about the Soup Song, the flop song.

Kindlaa Glass

Only English

Hand La Glass

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di!

So here is link for song just enjoy Kolaveri di !!

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhayay

Wednesday, 30 November 2011

Parliament Holiday

The Parliament is on holiday! Congress wants to debate on all issues so BJP. I am surprised that if Congress and BJP both are ready to debate in Parliament then why there is adjournment after adjournment in parliament.

In last session BJP boycotted Parliament to appoint JPC for probe of 2G scam. I don’t see result of 2G scam from JPC than instrument to bargain on issues with government.

If you are in opposition then you should condemn all the work of Opposition or else you will never come in power. Congress is ready to debate on all issues but BJP has some or other reason to boycott.

People elected BJP candidates to represent them self in parliament but don’t know how BJP leaders are representing view of people without going in Parliament. They are just happy to enjoy extended holiday.

BJP should allow parliament to function. Let’s have healthy debate to put point across people for any new movement introduced. Let’s talk about merits and demerits of new thing coming in from parliament.

Walking out is no solution for people of India !

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Monday, 28 November 2011


Khoosh to Bahut Hoge Tum to listen that WalMart is coming to India!! There is no need to go foreign to purchase branded product? I am not sure if people will ask for tag Purchased from WalMart USA and purchased from WalMart India!! Public ka kya hai status symbol ke liye koochh bhi kar sakte hai.

Congress has allowed 51% FDI in retail, which will make retail market more competitive. Retail sector is growing in India with help of so many Mall all over big and small city of India. FDI in retail will give people more option to purchase product of their choice.

Survival of Kirana store is big problem as per people who don’t want FDI in retail. I don’t see stupid reason to protest against FDI for such stupid reason. Kirana people don’t pay proper tax. Kirana people don’t give any benefits to their employees. Kirana people only make profit from stocking of food grain to sale on inflated prices.

Big Bazaar is biggest retail out let chain in India. Big Bazaar introduced concept of retail chain in India. Big Bazaar made success in making and creating them self a brand. After entry foreign FDI there are chances that they will encash their brand value.

There should be option to people to choose their product so let’s say yes to FDI.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay

Friday, 25 November 2011

Review - Love Chemistry

I read book by Subham Arora “Love Chemistry” And Those little reaction !








Story of school boys !!

Adi is person who just shifted his school. He is trying to get adjust in new atmosphere of school. The book reads all the fun about as school student. Boys have crush on girls. Adi is trying to impress Nupur.

Sex ! Boys also enjoyed Sex. They saw live intercourse between Aniket and his girlfriend and the boring one between two boys also.

Book has very good ending and very nice to read. Do log in to to review more books.

Doing Kamaal,

Kamal Upadhyay